Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Jan 26, 2018 9:31:54 am PST #3120 of 8216
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Happy wedding day, k-bug! Calm~ma for you, Suzi!


Beverly - Jan 26, 2018 10:19:13 am PST #3121 of 8216
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Wedding!! Happiness abounding for all concerned!


DavidS - Jan 26, 2018 11:12:34 am PST #3122 of 8216
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awwww, so excited for K-Bug!! She is the best and deserves all good things.


smonster - Jan 26, 2018 11:34:19 am PST #3123 of 8216
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy day to all involved! Can't believe K-bug is getting married!


Amy - Jan 26, 2018 11:37:40 am PST #3124 of 8216
Because books.

Wedding bells! Like smonster, I can't believe Kelly is getting married. Craziness! But very happy craziness.


WindSparrow - Jan 26, 2018 2:04:47 pm PST #3125 of 8216
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Wishing joy to the whole family, and ease-of-pain~ma for you, Suzi.


quester - Jan 26, 2018 3:17:35 pm PST #3126 of 8216
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

K-bug getting married! Unpossible! She's still wee! Right? Right?

Omg I'm old


amych - Jan 26, 2018 3:54:49 pm PST #3127 of 8216
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Suzi, I keep wanting to get all OUR BABIEZZZ!!! ALL GROWN UP!!!!!!! on fb pictures from today, and then remembering that the people whose pics they actually are have no idea who I am.

SO I'LL JUST DO IT HERE.


Burrell - Jan 26, 2018 4:08:02 pm PST #3128 of 8216
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

OMG happy wedding day K-Bug! And you too Suzi!


erikaj - Jan 27, 2018 11:13:54 am PST #3129 of 8216
Always Anti-fascist!

Please remind me that I don't really need to explain the legal system to my stepsister the nutcase. Because, yes, I do know better, but who cares? Nutcase angry at me is going to be worse than reading her wall-o-disappointment next year.