How many tantrums can one toddler have before her momma has had one cups tea?
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Infinity. Infinity number of tantrums.
F, be nice to your momma!
It certainly feels like infinity today.
How many tantrums can one toddler have before her momma has had one cups tea?
The a-a-answer, my friend, is blo-o-owing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind.
I'm baking for gifts. I ran out of ideas. Todat i made pumpkin bread mini loavws and hello Dollies aka 7 layer bar.
I really want to also make yeasted sweet potato bread, fudge, snickerdoodles, lemon bars and anothe batch of pumpkin bread. Supposedly I'm goinf to do tbat tomorrow...
The mom across the street who screams at her kids continues to be the actual worst. Their city-issued garbage cart sits at the curb all the time (we're supposed to only have it at the curb for trash day, and people can get fined for leaving it out), and for the last 2-3 weeks it's been overflowing with garbage, so the lid has been sitting open.
Last week we had a crazy night of super high winds, and the next morning the lawn of the house across the street for Horrible Garbage Mom was COVERED in trash. The thing is, that house is a rental, and right now there are no tenants. So the lawn is STILL covered with trash, because of course Horrible Garbage Mom didn't clean it up. (Honestly, I thought she would force her kids to clean it up, but I was super naive to think she would take any kind of responsibility for anything. If she doesn't take responsibility for her kids, of course she won't take responsibility for her trash blowing all over the damn street.)
I've talked with some of the neighbors, and we all really hate this woman. No one knows what slum lord owns the house, so we can't even try to talk to the landlord. I looked on the auditor's website, and it seems that a 96-year-old man owns the house. My guess is that he is not the actual landlord/property manager, because he's 96 years old. So that's a dead end.
In my city calling code enforcement works pretty well. I know this because if I leave my boat in the driveway for a minute some neighbor calls! Call, have your neighbors call, daily.
We can call to report her trash cart being out 24/7, but I don't really want to get into that kind of a war.
I hope for a Christmas miracle for the neighborhood.
My bake a thon is pretty successful. I've made: hello dolly bars, pumpkin muffins (2 batches one with nuts and one without because I forgot), pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, and lemon bars. Well bar , I had trouble getting them out of tbe pan so i put it in the fridge to cool.
I still need to make fudge and cracker jacks
What are hello dolly bars?