It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2017 12:27:19 pm PST #2875 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nora, I gave it some thought, and I think Planned Parenthood is the best option, honestly.


Hil R. - Dec 17, 2017 6:46:05 pm PST #2876 of 8216
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There's a complete jackass Republican running against Sherrod Brown next year, so Brown's campaign would also be a good one.


sj - Dec 18, 2017 4:38:15 am PST #2877 of 8216
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

How many tantrums can one toddler have before her momma has had one cups tea?


SuziQ - Dec 18, 2017 6:10:02 am PST #2878 of 8216
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Infinity. Infinity number of tantrums.

F, be nice to your momma!


sj - Dec 18, 2017 7:28:31 am PST #2879 of 8216
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It certainly feels like infinity today.


billytea - Dec 18, 2017 9:43:22 am PST #2880 of 8216
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How many tantrums can one toddler have before her momma has had one cups tea?

The a-a-answer, my friend, is blo-o-owing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind.


askye - Dec 18, 2017 4:06:12 pm PST #2881 of 8216
Thrive to spite them

I'm baking for gifts. I ran out of ideas. Todat i made pumpkin bread mini loavws and hello Dollies aka 7 layer bar.

I really want to also make yeasted sweet potato bread, fudge, snickerdoodles, lemon bars and anothe batch of pumpkin bread. Supposedly I'm goinf to do tbat tomorrow...


Steph L. - Dec 19, 2017 7:57:10 am PST #2882 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The mom across the street who screams at her kids continues to be the actual worst. Their city-issued garbage cart sits at the curb all the time (we're supposed to only have it at the curb for trash day, and people can get fined for leaving it out), and for the last 2-3 weeks it's been overflowing with garbage, so the lid has been sitting open.

Last week we had a crazy night of super high winds, and the next morning the lawn of the house across the street for Horrible Garbage Mom was COVERED in trash. The thing is, that house is a rental, and right now there are no tenants. So the lawn is STILL covered with trash, because of course Horrible Garbage Mom didn't clean it up. (Honestly, I thought she would force her kids to clean it up, but I was super naive to think she would take any kind of responsibility for anything. If she doesn't take responsibility for her kids, of course she won't take responsibility for her trash blowing all over the damn street.)

I've talked with some of the neighbors, and we all really hate this woman. No one knows what slum lord owns the house, so we can't even try to talk to the landlord. I looked on the auditor's website, and it seems that a 96-year-old man owns the house. My guess is that he is not the actual landlord/property manager, because he's 96 years old. So that's a dead end.


Laura - Dec 19, 2017 8:02:19 am PST #2883 of 8216
Our wings are not tired.

In my city calling code enforcement works pretty well. I know this because if I leave my boat in the driveway for a minute some neighbor calls! Call, have your neighbors call, daily.


Steph L. - Dec 19, 2017 8:05:43 am PST #2884 of 8216
I look more rad than Lutheranism

We can call to report her trash cart being out 24/7, but I don't really want to get into that kind of a war.