Tell me more good stuff about me.

Kaylee ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Sep 25, 2017 3:15:24 am PDT #2007 of 8213
Our wings are not tired.

None of this is a good idea. I don't know what I'm even doing in here telling y'all about it,

Maybe not, but leaning on your loved ones here is a good idea. We are here for you through the next couple absurdly difficult weeks, and after you power through them.


Burrell - Sep 25, 2017 9:42:16 am PDT #2008 of 8213
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sending strength, Liese. We will be here for you


askye - Sep 26, 2017 4:52:01 am PDT #2009 of 8213
Thrive to spite them

I have a UTI again . Actually went to the urologist and she seemed surprised I haven't had a fever. She described my sample as "very funky looking" . So I'm going back in the low dose antibiotics.


askye - Sep 26, 2017 9:13:06 am PDT #2010 of 8213
Thrive to spite them

I have a job interview on Friday! Retail, not full time but they said it is for 20 -30 hours and this is a start. I'm excited/


Hil R. - Sep 26, 2017 1:04:01 pm PDT #2011 of 8213
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ow. Fuck. Just twisted my left ankle -- the one that I don't already wear a brace on -- while taking the trash container to the curb (which is always difficult for me anyway, since that thing is nearly as tall as I am.) Twisted it really badly -- like, the whole side of my shoe was touching the ground. I've got it wrapped now, and I'm considering ice. (I really hate the feel of ice.)


Laura - Sep 26, 2017 1:34:53 pm PDT #2012 of 8213
Our wings are not tired.

Yuck, ice it anyway even though you don't like it.

Yay, askye! For the interview, not the UTI!


Scrappy - Sep 27, 2017 11:17:30 am PDT #2013 of 8213
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I second the icing, Hil.

ION, which may be of interest to Bitches, my friend who works at an independent school here in L.A. gave a tour to a prospective couple today. Joseph Gordon-Levitt and his wife. She reports that they were both charming and spent a lot of the tour holding hands. Choosing kindergarten is a big deal and they were quite adorably serious and excited. She literally texted me the second they left, as we have both long had crushes on Mr. G-L.


flea - Sep 27, 2017 11:44:13 am PDT #2014 of 8213
information libertarian

Isn't their kid still a baby? (I googled, and their older son is 2 and they had a second son this summer. Does she maybe have an older child from a previous relationship? Or maybe the 2 year old is a super genius...)


meara - Sep 27, 2017 12:26:08 pm PDT #2015 of 8213

I would believe JGL has a super genius. Or possible pre-K-3?


Scrappy - Sep 27, 2017 12:41:54 pm PDT #2016 of 8213
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Pre-k, I think.