Riley: Maybe I should just let you rest. Buffy: You sure? I bet if you just lay down with me- Riley: Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest.

'Lessons'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Apr 11, 2017 11:07:16 am PDT #9728 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

This woman is getting married with dolphins. Not by or to dolphins, at least, but with them.


Dana - Apr 11, 2017 11:08:02 am PDT #9729 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Aaaaaand I spoke too soon. The maid of honor and best man are dolphins.


Connie Neil - Apr 11, 2017 11:08:06 am PDT #9730 of 30002
brillig

I hope she's not on her period.


Toddson - Apr 11, 2017 11:11:57 am PDT #9731 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I saw a news item several years ago about a wedding. The woman was a romance writer; the wedding was in Scotland. The rings were flown in by an owl.


Scrappy - Apr 11, 2017 11:13:59 am PDT #9732 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

DOLPHINS. Nope. Just, nope. Animals are not toys.


Gudanov - Apr 11, 2017 11:37:02 am PDT #9733 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

It would be so much better if she was getting married by a dolphin.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2017 11:46:22 am PDT #9734 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

They make combo lock boxes you can leave outside for keys. More secure than regular key boxes or leaving one under the mat.

I actually have one! Just no key copy! My boss got it for me for Christmas and she tried to get my friend P to stealthily get a copy of the key to put in it, but he forgot.


Steph L. - Apr 11, 2017 11:47:49 am PDT #9735 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It would be so much better if she was getting married by a dolphin.

Hmm. Now that I can officiate in Ohio, maybe I'll get a dolphin costume. I want to be able to go above and beyond people's expectation, y'know?


flea - Apr 11, 2017 11:54:43 am PDT #9736 of 30002
information libertarian

Now I want to see our friend who owns a vagina costume officiate a wedding wearing it.


brenda m - Apr 11, 2017 11:55:32 am PDT #9737 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now I have to find someone to marry.