Aaaaaand I spoke too soon. The maid of honor and best man are dolphins.
What'd you all order a dead guy for?
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Apr 11, 2017 11:08:02 am PDT #9729 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Connie Neil - Apr 11, 2017 11:08:06 am PDT #9730 of 30002
brillig
I hope she's not on her period.
Toddson - Apr 11, 2017 11:11:57 am PDT #9731 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I saw a news item several years ago about a wedding. The woman was a romance writer; the wedding was in Scotland. The rings were flown in by an owl.
Scrappy - Apr 11, 2017 11:13:59 am PDT #9732 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
DOLPHINS. Nope. Just, nope. Animals are not toys.
Gudanov - Apr 11, 2017 11:37:02 am PDT #9733 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping
It would be so much better if she was getting married by a dolphin.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2017 11:46:22 am PDT #9734 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
They make combo lock boxes you can leave outside for keys. More secure than regular key boxes or leaving one under the mat.
I actually have one! Just no key copy! My boss got it for me for Christmas and she tried to get my friend P to stealthily get a copy of the key to put in it, but he forgot.
Steph L. - Apr 11, 2017 11:47:49 am PDT #9735 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It would be so much better if she was getting married by a dolphin.
Hmm. Now that I can officiate in Ohio, maybe I'll get a dolphin costume. I want to be able to go above and beyond people's expectation, y'know?
flea - Apr 11, 2017 11:54:43 am PDT #9736 of 30002
information libertarian
Now I want to see our friend who owns a vagina costume officiate a wedding wearing it.
brenda m - Apr 11, 2017 11:55:32 am PDT #9737 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Now I have to find someone to marry.
Dana - Apr 11, 2017 12:00:37 pm PDT #9738 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The dolphin wedding did not come off, as the bride discovered she was pregnant and couldn't travel to an area with Zika. Good thing she didn't opt for the bikini top + skirt outfit.