It would be so much better if she was getting married by a dolphin.
Hmm. Now that I can officiate in Ohio, maybe I'll get a dolphin costume. I want to be able to go above and beyond people's expectation, y'know?
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 11, 2017 11:47:49 am PDT #9735 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
flea - Apr 11, 2017 11:54:43 am PDT #9736 of 30002
information libertarian
Now I want to see our friend who owns a vagina costume officiate a wedding wearing it.
brenda m - Apr 11, 2017 11:55:32 am PDT #9737 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Now I have to find someone to marry.
Dana - Apr 11, 2017 12:00:37 pm PDT #9738 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The dolphin wedding did not come off, as the bride discovered she was pregnant and couldn't travel to an area with Zika. Good thing she didn't opt for the bikini top + skirt outfit.
Consuela - Apr 11, 2017 12:15:33 pm PDT #9739 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Sitting in an airport bar. Drinking a high carb beer after a low carb salad. Waiting for co-workers.
At least we haven't bombed any more countries today?
Steph L. - Apr 11, 2017 12:17:56 pm PDT #9740 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
At least we haven't bombed any more countries today?
No, but Sean Spicer is busy proving it's possible to be more horrifically tone-deaf and flat-out wrong than United Airlines, Pepsi, and Nivea.
The White House needs to hire someone who just stands off to the side during press briefings and yells "STOP TALKING! SEAN. SEAN! STOP TALKING SEAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
Gudanov - Apr 11, 2017 12:22:24 pm PDT #9741 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping
Why don't they replace Spicer with the bullet-necklace lady? I'm fairly sure she is an android and could be overridden remotely.
Jesse - Apr 11, 2017 12:28:23 pm PDT #9742 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm embarrassed at how well I know all of these SYTTD episodes. I think it's time to go off it again. (I'll watch it constantly for a while and then have to stop for a longer while.)
I thought they were calling rompers onesies!
Oh yeah, that sounds right.
My neighbors have my spare key in their front foyer, and their door is often unlocked, so it's pretty convenient. And they aren't labeled or anything so not as dangerous as that sounds!
Jesse - Apr 11, 2017 12:29:52 pm PDT #9743 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
ION, I went to a thing on campus this afternoon, and the appointment said it was from 3 to 5, so planned to just come home after. Well, it ended at 4:30, and my boss was like, "You walking back to the office?" I am pretty proud of myself for saying no, actually. (I'm sure I'll be on email at least a little on my day off tomorrow, so you know it all works out.)
Dana - Apr 11, 2017 12:33:01 pm PDT #9744 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I can't decide what my favorite part of the Spicer thing is. There have been so many comments about "his own people" that I think I might have to go with "Holocaust centers."