My reliably amusing co-workers are being incensed at each other at the combination of chicken and mayo on sandwiches. "It's a sandwich! It's not like I'm eating it with a fork, or something!" "Still! Dude!"

{{{tommyrot}}} It's good to see you, sorry about the job situation.

Is there a word for when you have to change your password and then keep putting the old one in because you are so used to it? There should be.

Oh, I need that word. Not clever enough today.

Some places specify Word .docs in their application process, but I don't know how prevalent that is. I'm remembering that it was places that would let you upload a resume but then ask you to fill in basically all the same information in their required form, so I hope that all of that is less common than it was.

Don't tell them about chicken salad, Connie.

Just saw Beep Me, Vortex, retroactive interview~ma tunneling through space and time!

Don't tell them about chicken salad, Connie.

Or, you know, American sandwiches. They usually have mayo!

All the fast food chicken sandwiches, right?

All the fast food chicken sandwiches, right?

Yeah, I don't know why the sudden outrage.

ANYWAY, I've met the lead electrician guy, and I thought he was American, but now I think maybe I just don't remember his accent, because what he's left in my kitchen are tea bags and evaporated milk. That's not an American, right??

He's from Newfoundland!!!

Or, you know, American sandwiches. They usually have mayo!

One of my friends posted on FB that he tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich and failed miserably (the dude is almost 50, and I feel like that's a sandwich skill you learn well before that age). People were offering suggestions, and more than one person said to use mayo instead of butter. That sounds sketchy to me, but they said it was good. Has anyone tried that?

Wait--putting mayo on the outside and grilling it in that?

No.