Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!

'Sleeper'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Mar 03, 2017 5:57:07 am PST #7995 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Thanks, Tom! I'll pass along the link.


shrift - Mar 03, 2017 7:09:29 am PST #7996 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The last couple of times I've asked people to do peer reviews for me, they've asked if I'm going up for promo. I don't know why there seems to be a disconnect between my stakeholders who think I could be up for promo, and my management, where I'm just trying to keep my head above water.


Consuela - Mar 03, 2017 7:12:34 am PST #7997 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Hey Californians! Did you know that "if it's yellow, let it mellow" can damage your toilet? I did not.* And now I'm going to be $900 poorer. OTOH I think I will be getting a low-flow toilet.

* it's something to do with mineral buildup in the toilet that interferes with a valve at the bottom of the toilet.


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2017 7:25:10 am PST #7998 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Did you know that "if it's yellow, let it mellow" can damage your toilet? I did not.

I need to mention this to Tim, who is engineer of the Let It Mellow train.


Tom Scola - Mar 03, 2017 9:24:21 am PST #7999 of 30002
hwæt

Can someone translate the cover of tomorrow's Der Spiegel for me?

I mean, »Der Doppelregent« is a pretty clever pun, but what does the tagline say?


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2017 9:42:52 am PST #8000 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"How much Putin is in Trump?"


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2017 9:44:59 am PST #8001 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Er, I'm pretty sure that's an EXTREMELY dirty innuendo, because the verb "stecken" literally means "to plug". So.

(I had to double-check the verb, because I was going on my college German. But I'm pretty sure it implies what it sounds like it implies.)


Tom Scola - Mar 03, 2017 9:45:17 am PST #8002 of 30002
hwæt

Thanks.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2017 11:27:16 am PST #8003 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey Californians! Did you know that "if it's yellow, let it mellow" can damage your toilet? I did not.* And now I'm going to be $900 poorer. OTOH I think I will be getting a low-flow toilet.

Huh! I was literally just thinking I could let it mellow now that I don't have a pet who likes to drink out of the toilet. (I realize I could have closed the lid all along.)


Beverly - Mar 03, 2017 11:33:00 am PST #8004 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I wish we had our old toilet back. The one we have now is practically identical, but it's missing a great feature. It's low-flow, a bit taller for when we find it difficulter to get down and up from the seat. And the previous one had two flushes, one regular for um, solids, and a half-flush for liquids only.