What the SHIT, did Chapman FORGET HOW TO PITCH? I mean. That goddamn pitch was like Christmas. You can't ask for a better pitch to tee off on.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Nov 02, 2016 6:17:13 pm PDT #629 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
aurelia - Nov 02, 2016 6:19:46 pm PDT #630 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'm assuming that if the Cubs win, then Trump will the Election. When you shed a curse, it has to end up somewhere.
You know the curse was broken when the Cubs got into the World Series, right?
Consuela - Nov 02, 2016 6:26:59 pm PDT #631 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
What the SHIT, did Chapman FORGET HOW TO PITCH? I mean. That goddamn pitch was like Christmas. You can't ask for a better pitch to tee off on.
Word. I just had this exchange with my niece: [link]
Scrappy - Nov 02, 2016 6:34:47 pm PDT #632 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
This is a motherfucking baseball game, for sure. And then they threw some rain in to make it, you know, really interesting.
Steph L. - Nov 02, 2016 6:36:42 pm PDT #633 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
And then they threw some rain in to make it, you know, really interesting.
I was in the bathroom getting the bedtime meds and Tim yelled "It just started raining!" and I honestly didn't believe him. That shit is hilarious.
I still want the Cubbies to win, but I'm not super invested. And you damn bet I'm not staying up if it goes into extra innings.
lisah - Nov 02, 2016 6:39:37 pm PDT #634 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate
OH CRAP THIS GAME this is why I can't be a full-time sports fan. Too Much Stress!
Topic!Cindy - Nov 02, 2016 6:41:35 pm PDT #635 of 30002
What is even happening?
This Red Sox fan totally wants the Cubbies to win and feels like saying this is a bad thing. GO CUBS!
JZ - Nov 02, 2016 6:42:32 pm PDT #636 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I can't think about the ballgame (also, no California teams are playing, so my feelings on the matter are mostly a sort of detached happiness for the people for whom it matters). I've got election stress so bad I'm afraid to hug anyone for fear I will be unable to let go and just hug us both to death, whimpering all the while.
aurelia - Nov 02, 2016 6:43:03 pm PDT #637 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Arrrgh! Now I have to hope for extra innings.
-t - Nov 02, 2016 6:43:26 pm PDT #638 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm going to see if I can get the game to play on my iPad before it ends.