No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Nov 02, 2016 6:19:46 pm PDT #630 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'm assuming that if the Cubs win, then Trump will the Election. When you shed a curse, it has to end up somewhere.

You know the curse was broken when the Cubs got into the World Series, right?


Consuela - Nov 02, 2016 6:26:59 pm PDT #631 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What the SHIT, did Chapman FORGET HOW TO PITCH? I mean. That goddamn pitch was like Christmas. You can't ask for a better pitch to tee off on.

Word. I just had this exchange with my niece: [link]


Scrappy - Nov 02, 2016 6:34:47 pm PDT #632 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

This is a motherfucking baseball game, for sure. And then they threw some rain in to make it, you know, really interesting.


Steph L. - Nov 02, 2016 6:36:42 pm PDT #633 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And then they threw some rain in to make it, you know, really interesting.

I was in the bathroom getting the bedtime meds and Tim yelled "It just started raining!" and I honestly didn't believe him. That shit is hilarious.

I still want the Cubbies to win, but I'm not super invested. And you damn bet I'm not staying up if it goes into extra innings.


lisah - Nov 02, 2016 6:39:37 pm PDT #634 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

OH CRAP THIS GAME this is why I can't be a full-time sports fan. Too Much Stress!


Topic!Cindy - Nov 02, 2016 6:41:35 pm PDT #635 of 30002
What is even happening?

This Red Sox fan totally wants the Cubbies to win and feels like saying this is a bad thing. GO CUBS!


JZ - Nov 02, 2016 6:42:32 pm PDT #636 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I can't think about the ballgame (also, no California teams are playing, so my feelings on the matter are mostly a sort of detached happiness for the people for whom it matters). I've got election stress so bad I'm afraid to hug anyone for fear I will be unable to let go and just hug us both to death, whimpering all the while.


aurelia - Nov 02, 2016 6:43:03 pm PDT #637 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Arrrgh! Now I have to hope for extra innings.


-t - Nov 02, 2016 6:43:26 pm PDT #638 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm going to see if I can get the game to play on my iPad before it ends.


lisah - Nov 02, 2016 6:43:32 pm PDT #639 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

ARGGGHHHH