What the SHIT, did Chapman FORGET HOW TO PITCH? I mean. That goddamn pitch was like Christmas. You can't ask for a better pitch to tee off on.
Word. I just had this exchange with my niece: [link]
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What the SHIT, did Chapman FORGET HOW TO PITCH? I mean. That goddamn pitch was like Christmas. You can't ask for a better pitch to tee off on.
Word. I just had this exchange with my niece: [link]
This is a motherfucking baseball game, for sure. And then they threw some rain in to make it, you know, really interesting.
And then they threw some rain in to make it, you know, really interesting.
I was in the bathroom getting the bedtime meds and Tim yelled "It just started raining!" and I honestly didn't believe him. That shit is hilarious.
I still want the Cubbies to win, but I'm not super invested. And you damn bet I'm not staying up if it goes into extra innings.
OH CRAP THIS GAME this is why I can't be a full-time sports fan. Too Much Stress!
This Red Sox fan totally wants the Cubbies to win and feels like saying this is a bad thing. GO CUBS!
I can't think about the ballgame (also, no California teams are playing, so my feelings on the matter are mostly a sort of detached happiness for the people for whom it matters). I've got election stress so bad I'm afraid to hug anyone for fear I will be unable to let go and just hug us both to death, whimpering all the while.
Arrrgh! Now I have to hope for extra innings.
I'm going to see if I can get the game to play on my iPad before it ends.
ARGGGHHHH
Wait, they're keeping Chapman *in*, after the way he pitched in the last inning? If the Cubbies lose, it's because of this stupid-ass decision.