I am in a state of starving. I should stop eating, but I can't seem to. I waited too long, got too far past hungry. Now I want to eat all of the things.

I know this one too well. It takes some serious level of distraction to break that.

butternut squash linguini alfredo

Oh my! That does sound wonderful. Fortunately I have already consumed all I intend to consume today. Except wine, there will be wine.

a friend just took me out for Mediterranean food for my birthday. We had red wine and told stories and it was wonderful.

Nice!

Sudden wetness on my leg that has a trail leading from my cats bum. Did she pee on me in her excitement over being petted?

Sniff test yielded nothing substantial.

Final clue was the tip of her tail being wet.

Need to stop cradling my glass of whiskey next to my leg.

lol, Juliebird!

Dinner with baffling friend went okay. Talked about politics, horses, cats, our different yet oddly parallel childhoods. She apologized for drinking too much last time, then drank too much again. I think I figured out why her behavior is baffling. I left politely when she started yelling at the ceiling. Maybe she stopped drinking and went to bed.

I left politely when she started yelling at the ceiling

Probably a good rule in any circumstance, especially if the ceiling yells back.

Happy msbelle Day

HBD, msb!!

You guys, if this HR lady was calling to tell me I didn't get the job? I'm going to be super disappointed.

Got~the~Job~ma, Jesse.

Happy birthday, msbelle!

Got-the-job~ma, Jesse!