Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.

Wash ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Nov 02, 2016 5:57:18 am PDT #533 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Why is time slow today? It should be at least noon by now!

Don't stop at noon, I want it to be next Wednesday already. So over this election.

Job~ma, Zen.

Good things~ma, hippocampus!

Mostly I want to see good baseball, but if I have a choice I say Cubs.

I know there is more, but I am not braining.


Jesse - Nov 02, 2016 6:05:56 am PDT #534 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, there is a baby photo shoot at my office today and it's the best thing ever! Everyone is adorable!


Dana - Nov 02, 2016 6:10:41 am PDT #535 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Seriously, the only way I'm not constantly nauseated is by keeping the election far, far back in my head.


meara - Nov 02, 2016 6:15:33 am PDT #536 of 30002

Baby photo shoot sounds adorable.

I am already looking forward to Thanksgiving (though I guess I'm out of town and taking a 4 day weekend after the election, but that'll be busier--thanksgiving I have zero plans but vegging)


Steph L. - Nov 02, 2016 6:31:48 am PDT #537 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

OMG, there is a baby photo shoot at my office today and it's the best thing ever! Everyone is adorable!

Okay, next thing you're going to tell us is that someone brought puppies for the babies to play with and you all got to snuggle the puppies.


Gudanov - Nov 02, 2016 6:32:05 am PDT #538 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

I'm a bit concerned about the election. Trump has a decent chance. I'm having a bad day where everything feels hopeless anyhow, so that doesn't help my perspective on it.


Steph L. - Nov 02, 2016 6:34:51 am PDT #539 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Trump has a decent chance.

He really doesn't have a path to 270 electoral votes.


Jessica - Nov 02, 2016 6:41:45 am PDT #540 of 30002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Every time the media sees the polls shift a couple of points and talk about the race tightening, the thing they forget to mention is Hillary is still ahead. She has been ahead the entire time. There has not been a single moment at any time in this entire election cycle where she has not been the projected winner.

For Trump to win, it would be an upset beyond anything this country has ever seen, in an era where polling and predictions are more sophisticated than they've ever been.

It's. Not. Going. To. Happen.


Dana - Nov 02, 2016 6:43:09 am PDT #541 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I believe that, except for the reflexive spurt of terror whenever I see anything (including terrible reporting) that doesn't support that.


Amy - Nov 02, 2016 6:46:18 am PDT #542 of 30002
Because books.

I think the tone of the texts and emails from Clinton's campaign are sort of panic-making, though. I get that they need every last dollar from now until Tuesday, but hello, more anxiety.