Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Oct 31, 2016 9:26:07 am PDT #428 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That sounds like a lot, Andi, but I am sure you will be great! Starting tomorrow.

We couldn't imaging anyone announcing, with a straight face, that the winner's name included "The Leaping Orifice".

Ha!

Okay, the professor (whose feelings are so hurt!) says, "...go and enjoy the celebrations tonight. I will be leaving to go "water" my scarecrow."

Huh?


Steph L. - Oct 31, 2016 9:35:45 am PDT #429 of 30002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Okay, the professor (whose feelings are so hurt!) says, "...go and enjoy the celebrations tonight. I will be leaving to go "water" my scarecrow."

Yeah, that sounds like "I've got to see a man about a horse." Like, was the professor so cranky at you that he decided to tell you (in code) that he was going to pee? (I kind of hope yes.)


Connie Neil - Oct 31, 2016 9:51:50 am PDT #430 of 30002
brillig

Huh, given the day, I went to a variant on Children in the Corn.


Sparky1 - Oct 31, 2016 9:55:53 am PDT #431 of 30002
Librarian Warlord

I just put that one into the folder of things I need to save but don't want to ever see again.


lisah - Oct 31, 2016 9:56:44 am PDT #432 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

I have to go oil my tinman makes more sense.


Jesse - Oct 31, 2016 10:04:53 am PDT #433 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have to go oil my tinman makes more sense.

Ha!

I was just in a meeting with someone sewing red sequins on baby shoes.


hippocampus - Oct 31, 2016 10:37:00 am PDT #434 of 30002
not your mom's socks.

Sparky I am at a loss...

But Water For Scarecrows needs to be a thing now. Somewhere.


meara - Oct 31, 2016 10:48:13 am PDT #435 of 30002

Oil my tin man sounds less like peeing and more like something you want to know about even less.

I'm visiting my BIL for a couple days, but his hot water broke on Saturday, and supposedly will b fixed tomorrow. So the heat is also faulty? Bit brisk in here. Do not like. But we are going to go to dinner later, and to pick up an electric blanket. :)


Calli - Oct 31, 2016 10:49:50 am PDT #436 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Watering my scarecrow just makes me worry about moldy hay. Oiling my Tinman sounds like a very special, NC-17 Iron Man fic.


flea - Oct 31, 2016 10:52:46 am PDT #437 of 30002
information libertarian

I love you guys. What sketchy euphemism can we create for the Cowardly Lion?