Oil my tin man sounds less like peeing and more like something you want to know about even less.
I'm visiting my BIL for a couple days, but his hot water broke on Saturday, and supposedly will b fixed tomorrow. So the heat is also faulty? Bit brisk in here. Do not like. But we are going to go to dinner later, and to pick up an electric blanket. :)
Watering my scarecrow just makes me worry about moldy hay. Oiling my Tinman sounds like a very special, NC-17 Iron Man fic.
I love you guys. What sketchy euphemism can we create for the Cowardly Lion?
Like Water for Scarecrows?
I broke my bottle of Spider Venom. Sadface.
What sketchy euphemism can we create for the Cowardly Lion?
Don't worry, it happens to everyone?
gotta go bolster my lion?
(anyone have a thesaurus handy?)
Fluffing the lion's mane?
Kinda want this conversation to cross over into Empire.
Stiffening up the lion? No, something's wrong with that...