Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Dec 17, 2016 1:34:17 pm PST #3950 of 30002
hip deep in pie

I just went to the mall to mail my secret Buffista Santa package and there was no line! It's a Christmas miracle. The fact that we've had about 5-6 inches of snow since this afternoon may have something to do with it. Then I had to shovel before it started raining. Now I just have to clean most of my house and finish packing. Ahhhhh!


Strix - Dec 17, 2016 1:54:20 pm PST #3951 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I-29 from Kansas City to parts north was backed up 30 miles last night. People were sitting basically still for 9 hours.

M was supposed to arrive at 10 tonight from Philly, but the airline realllly didn't want an unaccompanied minor flying...and we really didnt want to drive north to the airport at 9 pm. It's really bad here already, and snow is pouring down over the ice. It's 10 degrees and still dropping.

He's coming in tomorrow morning, and I'm so relieved.


Jesse - Dec 17, 2016 2:03:45 pm PST #3952 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Turns out, I am Amelia Bedelia -- my mother had made a list for me, which included cutting branches off the bottom of the Christmas tree and also decorating it. I checked off "trim" after cutting the branches off, which was not correct! That was "branch."


Jesse - Dec 17, 2016 2:34:28 pm PST #3953 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

BTW, Theo, I emailed you a question about today but still have the same question in general.


Sparky1 - Dec 17, 2016 2:52:25 pm PST #3954 of 30002
Librarian Warlord

Good heavens, we just registered my kid for a summer camp because it was buy two weeks get one free for 48 hours. Merry Christmas?


Nora Deirdre - Dec 17, 2016 3:10:20 pm PST #3955 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Really?? I think I've only ever had one facial, maybe it was a terrible one? I didn't understand what made it awesome?

I'm with you. Facials are the worst.


msbelle - Dec 17, 2016 3:14:28 pm PST #3956 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Connie - insent.

Never had a facial. I have a massage every 3 weeks though.


Jesse - Dec 17, 2016 3:18:45 pm PST #3957 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The facial I had was just straight relaxing. My massages are like PT.


Kat - Dec 17, 2016 3:25:31 pm PST #3958 of 30002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sparky, that is a total bargain!


Kat - Dec 17, 2016 3:25:31 pm PST #3959 of 30002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo