Congrats, Debet!
I managed to blow out a tire two hours away from my destination on the first day of my vacation. And it was about an hour after the tire shops closed. Woohoo.
Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Jul 24, 2018 9:43:30 pm PDT #27718 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
-t - Jul 25, 2018 4:12:44 am PDT #27719 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh no, aurelia! That's not how vacations are supposed to go.
Laura - Jul 25, 2018 4:50:11 am PDT #27720 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Crap, aurelia. You aren't doing vacation right.
Congrats, Debet! Looking forward to pictures and tales when convenient.
shrift - Jul 25, 2018 5:58:29 am PDT #27721 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I can't decide which one I need more: a nap or an alibi.
Calli - Jul 25, 2018 6:10:18 am PDT #27722 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I can't decide which one I need more: a nap or an alibi.
Give us the timeframe and we can let everyone know that you were innocently napping then.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2018 6:21:09 am PDT #27723 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Unfortunately fake alibi naps don't provide any actual rest.
-t - Jul 25, 2018 6:24:28 am PDT #27724 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
If you nap with someone else observing, it should work as an alibi.
I just learned that you can buy McCafe K-cups and make McDonald's coffee in the comfort of your own home. The strangeness of our world just hits me in the face sometimes.
Dana - Jul 25, 2018 6:34:59 am PDT #27725 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You could take a nap and decide after you wake up.
Tom Scola - Jul 25, 2018 7:34:03 am PDT #27726 of 30002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
You would think that Chipotle, whose whole raison d'être is burritos, would be better at freaking wrapping burritos.
shrift - Jul 25, 2018 7:42:00 am PDT #27727 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm going to meditate and hope that helps with my urge to tell people that they have written a heartbreaking work of staggering incompetence.