It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 08, 2018 6:24:57 am PST #22964 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sorry slushy folks, that does not sound pleasant.


Gudanov - Mar 08, 2018 6:31:03 am PST #22965 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

While I was away, my wife said the garage door opener broke. I finally got a chance to look at it and it looks like an easy-peasy fix. Just need to splice in some fresh wire to one of the sensors.


msbelle - Mar 08, 2018 6:49:09 am PST #22966 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am on day 3 of everything hurting. No sharp pain, nothing extreme, but all over. Coincidentally I hate everything, no food sounds good, I can't get comfortable, everyone is stupid, I am simultaneously a failure at doing anything and having to do every damn thing in the world. I have not yet lost my shit, but I feel it slipping.


Dana - Mar 08, 2018 6:52:07 am PST #22967 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Gud's definition of easy is not mine.

Any chance it's the mild flu, msbelle?


msbelle - Mar 08, 2018 7:02:57 am PST #22968 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

No fever so I don't think so. Can malaise be an official diagnosis?


-t - Mar 08, 2018 7:27:14 am PST #22969 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry msbelle. That definitely sounds like malaise.

Tangent - my dad played on a soccer team called The Current Malaise back in the day.


SuziQ - Mar 08, 2018 7:46:03 am PST #22970 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Can malaise be an official diagnosis?

If so, I'm on that bench with you.


Fred Pete - Mar 08, 2018 8:08:16 am PST #22971 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Can malaise be an official diagnosis?

If it isn't, it should be.


Dana - Mar 08, 2018 8:40:25 am PST #22972 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I had a few days of blah and ow in January, so whatever it is, it's going around.


Beverly - Mar 08, 2018 8:54:45 am PST #22973 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Malaise, malaise, malaise, the word has lost all meaning, but see, divorced from meaning it's a pretty collection of sounds... like clothesline.

I could almost hear the brane gears grinding fruitlessly this AM before coffee and meds. H asked a question--simple, easy, but mulitpart answer. I just blinked at him, ouchy and incapable of beginning the first part. Coffee and meds on board, braining is now possible.

I honestly don't remember what feeing *good* feels like.