Sudden waves of nausea = no fun. Tomorrow is month end close and I do all of that, no one else even knows what to do. ugh.
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Uh oh, msbelle. My friend just told me in too much detail about the stomach bug her husband has, so I hope it's not that!
I actually think it is cramps which is BULLSHIT. stupid body. no periods Sept - Nov, then yes in Dec and Jan and it's acting like another go now, which HAS NOT BEEN 28 DAYS. Fuck you very much menopause body, just stop already - NO MORE EGGS.
I actually think it is cramps which is BULLSHIT.
My sister! Literally today, not expecting it, goddamn 25-day cycle. That short of a cycle makes 2 periods in January. Uncool.
If this continues it will be like a 17 day cycle, which is why I used to be on BC for my asshole body even during the decade plus celibacy. I want all the organs gone, but the DRs say no. I sweat, take out unwanted organs, slice a little of the extra fat off, cinch in some of that extra skin that elasticity loss is generating and WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM, a whole new me at 50.
Ooh, that is bullshit.
I'm pretty happy with my IUD finally, for what that's worth.
I blame the double blue super moon.
Not really. That is some bullshit, though, for sure. Bodies!
I *so* would have gotten IUD #3 after #2 hit its expiration date and had to come out, except apparently my cervix is made of steel and I almost passed out from the pain caused by trying to insert it. Like, my *doctor* was the one who said, "Yeah, I don't feel comfortable continuing this, because you're pale and sweating."
I loved my IUD, man. No period for 10 1/2 years. Also no babies, which was the point. But Tim got snipped last year after my cervix of steel hung up a "No Room At The Inn This Means You, IUD" sign, so it's all good on the no-babies front.
OMG, I'm totally blaming the moon!
I'm blaming the super red blue moon for this not-yet-period that's thinking about it but won't just go on and get it over with.