I actually think it is cramps which is BULLSHIT. stupid body. no periods Sept - Nov, then yes in Dec and Jan and it's acting like another go now, which HAS NOT BEEN 28 DAYS. Fuck you very much menopause body, just stop already - NO MORE EGGS.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Jan 31, 2018 5:02:27 pm PST #21675 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Steph L. - Jan 31, 2018 5:06:28 pm PST #21676 of 30002
That which does not kill you should RUN
I actually think it is cramps which is BULLSHIT.
My sister! Literally today, not expecting it, goddamn 25-day cycle. That short of a cycle makes 2 periods in January. Uncool.
msbelle - Jan 31, 2018 5:09:53 pm PST #21677 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
If this continues it will be like a 17 day cycle, which is why I used to be on BC for my asshole body even during the decade plus celibacy. I want all the organs gone, but the DRs say no. I sweat, take out unwanted organs, slice a little of the extra fat off, cinch in some of that extra skin that elasticity loss is generating and WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM, a whole new me at 50.
Jesse - Jan 31, 2018 5:16:08 pm PST #21678 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, that is bullshit.
I'm pretty happy with my IUD finally, for what that's worth.
-t - Jan 31, 2018 5:38:34 pm PST #21679 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I blame the double blue super moon.
Not really. That is some bullshit, though, for sure. Bodies!
Steph L. - Jan 31, 2018 5:39:23 pm PST #21680 of 30002
That which does not kill you should RUN
I *so* would have gotten IUD #3 after #2 hit its expiration date and had to come out, except apparently my cervix is made of steel and I almost passed out from the pain caused by trying to insert it. Like, my *doctor* was the one who said, "Yeah, I don't feel comfortable continuing this, because you're pale and sweating."
I loved my IUD, man. No period for 10 1/2 years. Also no babies, which was the point. But Tim got snipped last year after my cervix of steel hung up a "No Room At The Inn This Means You, IUD" sign, so it's all good on the no-babies front.
aurelia - Jan 31, 2018 5:51:19 pm PST #21681 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
OMG, I'm totally blaming the moon!
Zenkitty - Jan 31, 2018 7:51:23 pm PST #21682 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm blaming the super red blue moon for this not-yet-period that's thinking about it but won't just go on and get it over with.
Connie Neil - Jan 31, 2018 8:58:10 pm PST #21683 of 30002
brillig
God bless my dried-up womb.
Calli - Feb 01, 2018 1:39:02 am PST #21684 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
God bless my dried-up womb.
Gaia yes, this. Quick passage~ma for all on the edge of menopause.