I know, right, Connie? People have totally gotten the wrong idea about me, seeing all the skulls and weird bones and magick stuff in my place. I put most of it away when I started having housecleaners over, I didn't want to upset them, and I never brought them back out when I stopped the service. I should dig them up. So to speak. It's been literally years.

I love it when psychics and other magical practitioners tell me "how dark" my energy is, and that I should do more to bring myself into the light. They usually do this in front of my big brother, who bursts out laughing at them.

Yes, black clothes and jewelry made from bones equals dark magical energy. Of course.

(Mind you, my big brother is the one who occasionally reminds me that "we don't hex", and I laugh at him. I don't do it often, but I will hex people who really deserve it. Does it work? I don't know. But it makes me feel better.)

I've got people coming in quarterly to clean the furnace filters. I never thought about what my decor might look like to them.

Connie, trust me, they have seen scarier!

eta: I can no longer say trust me or believe me without a shudder thinking of the liar in chief.

Matt, I love hearing about people's ghostly encounters! Do you feel like sharing?

Sure. When I stayed at the Hollywood Roosevelt back in 2004 I was in the haunted room on the 9th floor. On two consecutive nights the light in the open closet opposite my room clicked on as I walked past in the hall. The first night I just assumed it was someone from Housekeeping since I'd seen a cart back toward the elevators (it still might have been). But the second night it struck me as an odd enough coincidence that I peeked in, and found a small unoccupied closet with no other exits. Also, as I approached my room door I heard music inside and discovered the clock radio playing *loudly*. I don't think hotel staff would have left it on after cleaning the room since it was impossible to miss, and if it had been a radio alarm thing it would have gone off the previous night too.

I mentioned it to a housekeeper I saw the next day, and she got wide-eyed and said my room was where all the weird stuff happened, like lights and faucets turning on and off by themselves and the toilet flushing. I never saw any apparitions or got a creepy feeling while staying there (I suspect I'm not sensitive enough to pick up that sort of thing), but having something I couldn't see apply enough force to a light switch to make it audibly click on as I approached pretty well turned my skeptical academic interest in ghosts into sincere belief.

AHAHAHAHA.

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Short version: The Senate Republicans accidentally got rid of a bunch of deductions that corporations could take, because they jammed the fucking bill through so quickly that no one noticed.

having something I couldn't see apply enough force to a light switch to make it audibly click on

I hear you. Like, you're standing there mentally running through all the normal plausible explanations and, there aren't any...? I know that feeling well. There are some regular ordinary forces that can make things move "by themselves" - even a water faucet turning itself on can be because of high water pressure in the pipes. But to make a light switch click, I know nothing that can do that except physical pressure. Welcome to the "Wish I Could Not Believe" Club.

Dana, HAHAHA They rammed through tax reform to please their billionaire donors, messed it up because THEY didn't read it either, and wound up costing their donors MORE money!

Oh, my goodness. That's some instant karma in action.

Oh, my goodness. That's some instant karma in action.

It's got me singing "Schadenfreude".

There are some regular ordinary forces that can make things move "by themselves" - even a water faucet turning itself on can be because of high water pressure in the pipes.

Yeah, I've seen water glasses slide by themselves across tables and started to freak out before realizing condensation had gathered around them on the not-quite-level table surface and allowed gravity to move them. Gravity's not going to flip a switch UP into the on position, though.