Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?

Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Sep 13, 2017 2:51:58 pm PDT #16592 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

But Jesse! He's almost done the bare minimum! What more can you expect?!


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 2:56:31 pm PDT #16593 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is literally the most boring conversation I've ever had in my life. I asked him what he liked to do and he named every generic thing! I mean, sure, I also like music and movies, but that is not a conversation starter!


amyth - Sep 13, 2017 3:00:32 pm PDT #16594 of 30002
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

You should just yell, "STEP UP YOUR GAME!" and see what happens.


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 3:06:36 pm PDT #16595 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Luckily, it is just texting. I also don't know why he's not asking to meet! That's not how this works. That's not now any of this works.


shrift - Sep 13, 2017 3:21:19 pm PDT #16596 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Man does not recognize his own mediocrity and interchangeability with other generic men, news at 11!


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 3:23:04 pm PDT #16597 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it might actually be a robot and not a human person.


shrift - Sep 13, 2017 3:24:57 pm PDT #16598 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ooh. Try to trick him into saying, "Bleep blorp."


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 3:37:44 pm PDT #16599 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That would be so amazing!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 13, 2017 3:38:00 pm PDT #16600 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, dear, Jesse. This is why I have not dated in about 15 years. But also if I really felt the need for that kind of companionship, I probably would chance it! So good luck to you!


amych - Sep 13, 2017 3:38:27 pm PDT #16601 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

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