But Jesse! He's almost done the bare minimum! What more can you expect?!
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
This is literally the most boring conversation I've ever had in my life. I asked him what he liked to do and he named every generic thing! I mean, sure, I also like music and movies, but that is not a conversation starter!
You should just yell, "STEP UP YOUR GAME!" and see what happens.
Luckily, it is just texting. I also don't know why he's not asking to meet! That's not how this works. That's not now any of this works.
Man does not recognize his own mediocrity and interchangeability with other generic men, news at 11!
I think it might actually be a robot and not a human person.
Ooh. Try to trick him into saying, "Bleep blorp."
That would be so amazing!
Oh, dear, Jesse. This is why I have not dated in about 15 years. But also if I really felt the need for that kind of companionship, I probably would chance it! So good luck to you!
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