Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Sep 13, 2017 3:24:57 pm PDT #16598 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ooh. Try to trick him into saying, "Bleep blorp."


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 3:37:44 pm PDT #16599 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That would be so amazing!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 13, 2017 3:38:00 pm PDT #16600 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, dear, Jesse. This is why I have not dated in about 15 years. But also if I really felt the need for that kind of companionship, I probably would chance it! So good luck to you!


amych - Sep 13, 2017 3:38:27 pm PDT #16601 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I TOO LIKE WALKS ON THE BEACH AND PARTNERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR FZZZZBT BZZPFGLGL 001000011


billytea - Sep 13, 2017 4:16:24 pm PDT #16602 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

YES I LIKE PINA COLADAS BUT GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN WILL CAUSE EXTENSIVE DAMAGE TO MY CIRCUITRY I MEAN TO MY HUMAN HAIRSTYLE


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 4:18:40 pm PDT #16603 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Isn't it delightful how we are both human people??


Dana - Sep 13, 2017 5:15:48 pm PDT #16604 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Trump made another deal with Pelosi and Schumer, this time to protect the Dreamers. Who has apoplexy first, Ryan or McConnell?


sarameg - Sep 13, 2017 5:15:54 pm PDT #16605 of 30002

Shelf on fridge door just emptied on my foot. Lotsa cursing.

Not dating ever.


Steph L. - Sep 13, 2017 6:06:44 pm PDT #16606 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

it is SHOCKING how much Jughead and Skeet look like each other.

Right??? And Skeet Ulrich has aged so damn well.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 13, 2017 6:08:01 pm PDT #16607 of 30002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I forgot to mention yesterday, but while I was eating lunch in the new dim sum restaurant on my block a guy came in and asked what gluten-free options they had. I can only assume he headed to Krispy Kreme for dessert to ask them the same question.