That would be so amazing!
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 3:37:44 pm PDT #16599 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sophia Brooks - Sep 13, 2017 3:38:00 pm PDT #16600 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Oh, dear, Jesse. This is why I have not dated in about 15 years. But also if I really felt the need for that kind of companionship, I probably would chance it! So good luck to you!
amych - Sep 13, 2017 3:38:27 pm PDT #16601 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I TOO LIKE WALKS ON THE BEACH AND PARTNERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR FZZZZBT BZZPFGLGL 001000011
billytea - Sep 13, 2017 4:16:24 pm PDT #16602 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
YES I LIKE PINA COLADAS BUT GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN WILL CAUSE EXTENSIVE DAMAGE TO MY CIRCUITRY I MEAN TO MY HUMAN HAIRSTYLE
Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 4:18:40 pm PDT #16603 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Isn't it delightful how we are both human people??
Dana - Sep 13, 2017 5:15:48 pm PDT #16604 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Trump made another deal with Pelosi and Schumer, this time to protect the Dreamers. Who has apoplexy first, Ryan or McConnell?
sarameg - Sep 13, 2017 5:15:54 pm PDT #16605 of 30002
Shelf on fridge door just emptied on my foot. Lotsa cursing.
Not dating ever.
Steph L. - Sep 13, 2017 6:06:44 pm PDT #16606 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
it is SHOCKING how much Jughead and Skeet look like each other.
Right??? And Skeet Ulrich has aged so damn well.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 13, 2017 6:08:01 pm PDT #16607 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I forgot to mention yesterday, but while I was eating lunch in the new dim sum restaurant on my block a guy came in and asked what gluten-free options they had. I can only assume he headed to Krispy Kreme for dessert to ask them the same question.
Steph L. - Sep 13, 2017 6:33:48 pm PDT #16608 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I wish I could eat dim sum...but I also know I can't. Sheesh. Poor hopeful dude.