Here's a live kitten cam to distract you:
My (now-adolescent) kitten is driving me so insane today that a kitten cam might turn me into Dark Willow.
This kitten is being so aggressively destructive today (and the old kitty is persisting in begging for food every 20 minutes even when there is already food on her plate) that now I understand why my mom locked us out of the house that one time in the summer. (I realize that pets and kids are not the same thing. I'm just saying, Murderbiscuit is being a pain in the ass today.)
She keeps telling her daughter to "Sparkle, baby!"
That's what Shirley Temple's mother would say to her before the cameras rolled.
Was he trying to set you up, Jesse?
He may yet, and I have to say I'm all for it.
Sophia (sorry to come in so late) - I had something show up in my first mammogram - it was just a ruptured cyst. Seemingly, this happens fairly frequently and a biopsy is just to make sure. It will most likely be fine.
Was he trying to set you up, Jesse?
I totally read that as "sex you up" until Jesse answered. I had to scrooll back to the original post and check.
Sorry you have to wait longer, Sophia! Continuing~ma.
~ma, Sophia. Waiting is stupidly hard.
Dana, I saw that SYTDD:Atl episode. If Monte and Lori's eyes had rolled any harder they'd have carpet lint on them. I wouldn't work in a place like that any longer than the first time I slapped a mother up the back of her head.
Well they are closed now- so I guess it will be tomorrow. Thanks TOddson, that makes me feel better. It also just happened to by boss. I tend to be a very anxious hypochondriac, so it is hard not to imagine every different scenario
I totally read that as "sex you up" until Jesse answered. I had to scrooll back to the original post and check.
Ha! It would be hilarious and horrifying if the family friend were trying to sex me up himself -- not only is he married, it is to a man. And I have no information that makes me think he is poly OR bi!
Truly a nonsensical misinterpretation of the text!
