I need a stick to gnaw on.
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Where the fuck is my root?
I was unable to stay away from the results and I am SO STRESSED.
I can't even look directly at the TV screen now. I'm just occasionally glancing at it out of the corner of my eye.
Sam Wang is not reassuring me right now.
Want a distraction? You can go off on the dude I went to middle school with who is arguing why his Johnson vote is AWESOME and just as important as my Clinton vote. He lives in Georgia.
Ugh. My gut is a roiling mess right now. My wife, God bless her, is trying to be the voice of reason and keeps reminding me that it's early.
I may take a shower and hope things look better by the time I'm done.
CNN is now showing her up by one tenth of one percent in Virginia. I am seriously going to barf out everything between my tonsils and my voting vagina. (eta: two tenths, and the NYT just flipped VA to pale blue)
ION I have ferret pee on my jeans.