Want a distraction? You can go off on the dude I went to middle school with who is arguing why his Johnson vote is AWESOME and just as important as my Clinton vote. He lives in Georgia.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ugh. My gut is a roiling mess right now. My wife, God bless her, is trying to be the voice of reason and keeps reminding me that it's early.
I may take a shower and hope things look better by the time I'm done.
CNN is now showing her up by one tenth of one percent in Virginia. I am seriously going to barf out everything between my tonsils and my voting vagina. (eta: two tenths, and the NYT just flipped VA to pale blue)
ION I have ferret pee on my jeans.
I feel like I did this by buying champagne tonight. The early Florida returns reported on our ABC affiliate's website looked good for Clinton, so I thought it was safe to buy it.
Jesus Fucking Christ. I can't even.
ION I have ferret pee on my jeans.
Okay, that is excellent news. Details?
I feel like I did this by buying champagne tonight.
You didn't pop the cork, right? According to Toby Zeigler Election Day Etiquette, you have not tempted the wrath from high atop the thing.
S&P and Dow Futures are down.
I turned off the news I can't. I just can't. I'm crying and for different reasons.