Hey, if it means I don't have to read any more, woo and, might I add, a big hoo.

Xander ,'Sleeper'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Nov 08, 2016 4:51:39 pm PST #1292 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I was unable to stay away from the results and I am SO STRESSED.


Dana - Nov 08, 2016 4:53:23 pm PST #1293 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I can't even look directly at the TV screen now. I'm just occasionally glancing at it out of the corner of my eye.


smonster - Nov 08, 2016 4:53:49 pm PST #1294 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sam Wang is not reassuring me right now.


Aims - Nov 08, 2016 4:54:51 pm PST #1295 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Want a distraction? You can go off on the dude I went to middle school with who is arguing why his Johnson vote is AWESOME and just as important as my Clinton vote. He lives in Georgia.


Kalshane - Nov 08, 2016 4:55:48 pm PST #1296 of 30002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Ugh. My gut is a roiling mess right now. My wife, God bless her, is trying to be the voice of reason and keeps reminding me that it's early.


aurelia - Nov 08, 2016 4:57:35 pm PST #1297 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I may take a shower and hope things look better by the time I'm done.


JZ - Nov 08, 2016 4:57:39 pm PST #1298 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

CNN is now showing her up by one tenth of one percent in Virginia. I am seriously going to barf out everything between my tonsils and my voting vagina. (eta: two tenths, and the NYT just flipped VA to pale blue)


Zenkitty - Nov 08, 2016 4:58:41 pm PST #1299 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

ION I have ferret pee on my jeans.


Steph L. - Nov 08, 2016 5:00:05 pm PST #1300 of 30002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I feel like I did this by buying champagne tonight. The early Florida returns reported on our ABC affiliate's website looked good for Clinton, so I thought it was safe to buy it.

Jesus Fucking Christ. I can't even.


JZ - Nov 08, 2016 5:00:21 pm PST #1301 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

ION I have ferret pee on my jeans.

Okay, that is excellent news. Details?