What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 09, 2017 10:44:42 am PDT #12496 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

"Depends on your feeling on the Oxford comma."


Tom Scola - Jun 09, 2017 10:46:27 am PDT #12497 of 30002
hwæt

Wait until the pie chart lady learns about the new augmented-reality features on the iPhone.


msbelle - Jun 09, 2017 10:58:00 am PDT #12498 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Down to Fuck


msbelle - Jun 09, 2017 11:28:45 am PDT #12499 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Mac is playing the song "From the A to the D" on repeat. I hate Trap Rap, hate. trashy trash.


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2017 11:33:13 am PDT #12500 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Man, I am sorry to keep spamming with The Pie Chart Saga, but I just got copied in on the end of the email chain with the Editor-in-Chief, and Pie Chart Author really wrote this:

"Readers will expect it from me. Had I realized such a figure was not acceptable to JAMA Journals, I would have submitted elsewhere. No other journal has ever hesitated to publish a figure of this sort. The apparently offending pie chart is attached (hopefully with its format intact). It is simple and unambiguous. It is a canonical illustration of our results. It is truly bait-and-switch to ban it after acceptance. Can you possibly help me?"

Someone has the ego of a white male Senator. Holy moly.

Although (and I realize I'm burying the lede here), the Editor-in-Chief did tell Pie Chart Author to look at our Author Instructions, which clearly include the words "Do not use pie charts." And so Pie Chart Author said (I may save this email forever) "I concede."

#winning


Jessica - Jun 09, 2017 11:36:13 am PDT #12501 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Get ready for the imminent launch of Pie Chart Monthly, whose author instructions will prohibit verbal descriptions of relative percentages.


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2017 11:44:45 am PDT #12502 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh man, I want to edit that journal.


Dana - Jun 09, 2017 12:03:30 pm PDT #12503 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Had I realized such a figure was not acceptable to JAMA Journals, I would have submitted elsewhere.

One of those other, more prestigious and well-known journals.


WindSparrow - Jun 09, 2017 1:22:38 pm PDT #12504 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

"But I LIKE the extra space! That's how I was taugh..." *snick* *sploosh* *thud*

Better make this a crossover with Medium cuz Ima haunt you people.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 09, 2017 4:08:59 pm PDT #12505 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

One of those other, more prestigious and well-known journals.

Clearly the AMA's draconian style standards are holding this author's work back from rocketing to the top of the New York Times Best Sellers List.