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Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Mac is playing the song "From the A to the D" on repeat. I hate Trap Rap, hate. trashy trash.
Man, I am sorry to keep spamming with The Pie Chart Saga, but I just got copied in on the end of the email chain with the Editor-in-Chief, and Pie Chart Author really wrote this:
"Readers will expect it from me. Had I realized such a figure was not acceptable to JAMA Journals, I would have submitted elsewhere. No other journal has ever hesitated to publish a figure of this sort. The apparently offending pie chart is attached (hopefully with its format intact). It is simple and unambiguous. It is a canonical illustration of our results. It is truly bait-and-switch to ban it after acceptance. Can you possibly help me?"
Someone has the ego of a white male Senator. Holy moly.
Although (and I realize I'm burying the lede here), the Editor-in-Chief did tell Pie Chart Author to look at our Author Instructions, which clearly include the words "Do not use pie charts." And so Pie Chart Author said (I may save this email forever) "I concede."
#winning
Get ready for the imminent launch of Pie Chart Monthly, whose author instructions will prohibit verbal descriptions of relative percentages.
Oh man, I want to edit that journal.
Had I realized such a figure was not acceptable to JAMA Journals, I would have submitted elsewhere.
One of those other, more prestigious and well-known journals.
"But I LIKE the extra space! That's how I was taugh..." *snick* *sploosh* *thud*
Better make this a crossover with Medium cuz Ima haunt you people.
One of those other, more prestigious and well-known journals.
Clearly the AMA's draconian style standards are holding this author's work back from rocketing to the top of the New York Times Best Sellers List.
My mother -- the woman who had open-heart surgery 2 days ago (TWO. DAYS.) -- hasn't been on ANY pain meds since the night of her surgery.**
I am descended from Antiope, general of the Amazons.
**(When I repeated, in astonishment, "NO PAIN MEDS?!?", my mom amended that with -- hand to god -- "Well, I took 2 Tylenol earlier for a sinus headache.")
Damn. That's one tough lady.