She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2017 7:51:10 am PDT #12472 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This is RIVETING drama. WHAT will happen? Will it involve a BAR GRAPH? Will the paper be WITHDRAWN? Or will the much-maligned pie chart TRIUMPH over the evil of the style manual???

t eats popcorn


Dana - Jun 09, 2017 7:51:56 am PDT #12473 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

They are probably searching for the long-ago reason they declared war on pie charts.

Daaaaaamn. I think from now, you should only communicate with her in pie charts.

Back from the final doctor's appointment before the trip, and the surgeon says I'm good to go. Flight is in two days! I...should pack.


Jessica - Jun 09, 2017 7:53:16 am PDT #12474 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This is RIVETING drama. WHAT will happen? Will it involve a BAR GRAPH? Will the paper be WITHDRAWN? Or will the much-maligned pie chart TRIUMPH over the evil of the style manual???

Law & Order: MS Office Unit

Daaaaaamn. I think from now, you should only communicate with her in pie charts.

% of your argument which is valid / % of your argument which is incomprehensible bullshit


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2017 7:55:23 am PDT #12475 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

They are probably searching for the long-ago reason they declared war on pie charts.

Daaaaaamn. I think from now, you should only communicate with her in pie charts.

Oh god, I totally want to do this.

Reasons You Suck, Dear Author: 50% passive-aggressiveness, 50% reliance on pie charts.


Gudanov - Jun 09, 2017 7:56:58 am PDT #12476 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

Law & Order: MS Office Unit

Maybe a reality show where investigators determine if a document adheres to the appropriate style manual.


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2017 8:12:27 am PDT #12477 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My coordinator and I are now emailing back and forth making jokes about what kind of pie we're going to eat this weekend in honor of this author.


shrift - Jun 09, 2017 8:15:00 am PDT #12478 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm frequently baffled by the hills people choose to die on.


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2017 8:17:17 am PDT #12479 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This one is extra amusing, what with the claims that she developed the concept of pie charts (wait, maybe she's a vampire and REALLY DID develop them -- that makes this WAY more interesting) and that "her readers" expect pie charts from her.


sj - Jun 09, 2017 8:17:26 am PDT #12480 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh, Teppy. Your clients are just too much.

In TJs news, in all the time I have been going there I have never bought the pre-made wraps/burritos from the produce section, but after errands and a medical test yesterday it seemed like the path of least resistance for Mom and I for dinner and to have something ready for TCG when he got home from his meeting, and OMG they were yummy! One more option when I'm too lazy to cook.


EpicTangent - Jun 09, 2017 8:27:55 am PDT #12481 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I keep wanting to make % pumpkin v % apple v % blueberry v % rhubarb jokes, but I can't quite get there. Imagine I did anyway, k?