Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Sep 10, 2015 6:17:34 am PDT #5081 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry, Sue. I hope you can enjoy your trip without guilt!

I am at work and definitely no more enthused about it than I was before I left home. Oh well.

Wrote this an hour ago and never hit post. Even less enthused now!


shrift - Sep 10, 2015 6:21:46 am PDT #5082 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I definitely have to do my annual review today because today's the deadline. Do not want. I don't wike it. Whine whine whine.


-t - Sep 10, 2015 6:30:59 am PDT #5083 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ugh, annual reviews.

I have an urge to take up throwing knives as a hobby. It seems like it would be relaxing. But I'd mostly want to practice at work, I suspect.


Lee - Sep 10, 2015 6:32:20 am PDT #5084 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just got my boobs smushed, and am waiting for the results.

Better than annual review doing though.


Dana - Sep 10, 2015 6:36:32 am PDT #5085 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

We keep having connection problems. I have joined this meeting four separate times.


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2015 6:36:45 am PDT #5086 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I definitely have to do my annual review today because today's the deadline. Do not want. I don't wike it. Whine whine whine.

You spelled "wine wine wine" wrong.

Drink enough wine and you'll be saying, "I love you, annual review."


Burrell - Sep 10, 2015 6:40:40 am PDT #5087 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am so dang tired of this heat wave! I can't think anymore.

So it's picture day for Franny and she almost nonchalantly went to school without remembering it. But luckily I found the folder and so instead she quickly dressed in her current fav black gauzy chemise with cats. Pics will be cute this year.


Connie Neil - Sep 10, 2015 6:46:23 am PDT #5088 of 30003
brillig

I just got my boobs smushed, and am waiting for the results.

Here's to reassuring smooshing! I think I missed getting mine smushed this year. And I should stop putting off that colonoscopy.


Sue - Sep 10, 2015 6:53:14 am PDT #5089 of 30003
hip deep in pie

I guess the backup in boob smushing appts. is so long that they sent me a reminder for next year three months after this year's appt.

One of the good things about my boss being lazy is he tries to avoid annual reviews. I've had one in the 8 years I've been here.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 10, 2015 7:05:00 am PDT #5090 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ugh, my smoke alarm started beeping for a battery change last night at a quarter past three and would NOT shut off, even when I actually removed the battery. If it were mine rather than the landlord's I would have ripped it off the wall and thrown it out a window.