I just got my boobs smushed, and am waiting for the results.
Here's to reassuring smooshing! I think I missed getting mine smushed this year. And I should stop putting off that colonoscopy.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Sep 10, 2015 6:46:23 am PDT #5088 of 30003
brillig
Sue - Sep 10, 2015 6:53:14 am PDT #5089 of 30003
hip deep in pie
I guess the backup in boob smushing appts. is so long that they sent me a reminder for next year three months after this year's appt.
One of the good things about my boss being lazy is he tries to avoid annual reviews. I've had one in the 8 years I've been here.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 10, 2015 7:05:00 am PDT #5090 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Ugh, my smoke alarm started beeping for a battery change last night at a quarter past three and would NOT shut off, even when I actually removed the battery. If it were mine rather than the landlord's I would have ripped it off the wall and thrown it out a window.
-t - Sep 10, 2015 7:07:41 am PDT #5091 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Drink enough wine and you'll be saying, "I love you, annual review."
I think I would have gotten in a fight and passed out before then.
Zenkitty - Sep 10, 2015 7:10:06 am PDT #5092 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I have a smoke alarm that wouldn't stop beeping even after I took the battery out. I took it off the wall and will buy a new smoke alarm eventually. (There's another one seven feet from it, so I don't exactly feel unsafe.) Matt, can you just take yours off the wall? You know, without throwing it out the window, though I understand the urge. Why do they always start beeping in the middle of the night?
Una - Sep 10, 2015 7:10:29 am PDT #5093 of 30003
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
Why do the batteries ALWAYS run out in the wee hours of the morning?!
Dana - Sep 10, 2015 7:16:21 am PDT #5094 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
P.M. Marc - Sep 10, 2015 7:31:32 am PDT #5095 of 30003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I miss sick days.
I just want to go to bed and sleep off the cold that is brewing, but money.
Maria - Sep 10, 2015 7:35:44 am PDT #5096 of 30003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Things I will not say in my conference call: Whoever you are, can you stop breathing loudly into your mike?
Things I will say: Would everyone please remember to mute your phones unless you are speaking? The background noise is incredibly distracting and rude to the current speaker.
Ugh, my smoke alarm started beeping for a battery change last night at a quarter past three and would NOT shut off, even when I actually removed the battery. If it were mine rather than the landlord's I would have ripped it off the wall and thrown it out a window.
In my old house, the smoke alarms and sprinkler system were hardwired. Removing the battery and/or removing the entire alarm set the whole thing to shrieking. My current house is 115 years old, and didn't have any smoke alarms until I moved in. It does have a CO detector because of the oil heat.
Huuuuge case of the don't wannas. Two bids due tomorrow, but I can't respond to one because they haven't answered our questions and yet have not extended the due date. The other is just a PITA.
If I could just curl up in a ball, cry a little bit, and shut out the world, I'd be good. I have no desire to deal with any of this bullshit any more.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 10, 2015 8:06:15 am PDT #5097 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Matt, can you just take yours off the wall? You know, without throwing it out the window, though I understand the urge.
No, it has wires connecting it to the wall mount. I mean, I could just rip the whole thing off, but at best I'd be on the hook for the cost of replacement and I can just envision the poetic justice death of exposed wires setting my wall on fire after the alarm was destroyed.