I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Sep 10, 2015 6:32:20 am PDT #5084 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just got my boobs smushed, and am waiting for the results.

Better than annual review doing though.


Dana - Sep 10, 2015 6:36:32 am PDT #5085 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

We keep having connection problems. I have joined this meeting four separate times.


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2015 6:36:45 am PDT #5086 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I definitely have to do my annual review today because today's the deadline. Do not want. I don't wike it. Whine whine whine.

You spelled "wine wine wine" wrong.

Drink enough wine and you'll be saying, "I love you, annual review."


Burrell - Sep 10, 2015 6:40:40 am PDT #5087 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am so dang tired of this heat wave! I can't think anymore.

So it's picture day for Franny and she almost nonchalantly went to school without remembering it. But luckily I found the folder and so instead she quickly dressed in her current fav black gauzy chemise with cats. Pics will be cute this year.


Connie Neil - Sep 10, 2015 6:46:23 am PDT #5088 of 30003
brillig

I just got my boobs smushed, and am waiting for the results.

Here's to reassuring smooshing! I think I missed getting mine smushed this year. And I should stop putting off that colonoscopy.


Sue - Sep 10, 2015 6:53:14 am PDT #5089 of 30003
hip deep in pie

I guess the backup in boob smushing appts. is so long that they sent me a reminder for next year three months after this year's appt.

One of the good things about my boss being lazy is he tries to avoid annual reviews. I've had one in the 8 years I've been here.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 10, 2015 7:05:00 am PDT #5090 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ugh, my smoke alarm started beeping for a battery change last night at a quarter past three and would NOT shut off, even when I actually removed the battery. If it were mine rather than the landlord's I would have ripped it off the wall and thrown it out a window.


-t - Sep 10, 2015 7:07:41 am PDT #5091 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Drink enough wine and you'll be saying, "I love you, annual review."

I think I would have gotten in a fight and passed out before then.


Zenkitty - Sep 10, 2015 7:10:06 am PDT #5092 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have a smoke alarm that wouldn't stop beeping even after I took the battery out. I took it off the wall and will buy a new smoke alarm eventually. (There's another one seven feet from it, so I don't exactly feel unsafe.) Matt, can you just take yours off the wall? You know, without throwing it out the window, though I understand the urge. Why do they always start beeping in the middle of the night?


Una - Sep 10, 2015 7:10:29 am PDT #5093 of 30003
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

Why do the batteries ALWAYS run out in the wee hours of the morning?!