Neat, Dorothy Parker!
Apparently there were no stairs to be found--we could SEE some but they said "those are Delta's stairs, they won't let us borrow them". Ridiculous. Though a part of me was hoping for emergency slide!
No plans? Suppose that makes me think "success" might POSSIBLY be defined differently be different people?
Suppose that makes me think "success" might POSSIBLY be defined differently be different people?
Hahahaha, what a silly idea!
I would think being stuck on a tarmac with no way to get off the plane would constitute an emergency, fwtw. And I'm generally pro-slide.
Did you know that one of the hallmarks of a good computer programmer is laziness? It's true. My boss told me to create a SQL Server function that determines the start and end dates of Daylight Saving Time, given the year. I figured that someone on the internet must have written such a function, and I was right.
Go team laziness. (Too lazy for the exclamation mark.)
Did you know that one of the hallmarks of a good computer programmer is laziness?
As I recall from the Cheaper By the Dozen memoir, that was the first thing the father did when he came to factory as an efficiency expert. He'd ask to see the laziest worker and he'd see how he set up his station so he expended the least amount of energy.
Dang it, headache. That's unfortunate timing. I'm supposed to be playing miniature golf and laser tag today.
Dang it, headache. That's unfortunate timing.
Sorry, -t.
I'm supposed to be playing miniature golf and laser tag today.
At the same time? Because that would be fun.
At the same time? Because that would be fun.
Oh, that would be fun--laying down covering fire so someone can get their putt in, sneaking up on the 18th hole to pick off unsuspecting duffers . . .
At the same time? Because that would be fun.
Maybe? I've never been to this place before, I don't know how it works.
I've never been to this place before, I don't know how it works.
"Ask about our Enhanced Mini-Golf Experience! Eye protection recommended!"