If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2015 6:02:20 am PDT #3683 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Today's random bit of information: upon her death, Dorothy Parker bequeathed her estate, including the profits from her works, to Martin Luther King. Upon his death, they passed to the NAACP.

That's fantastic.


-t - Aug 20, 2015 6:07:08 am PDT #3684 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Suppose that makes me think "success" might POSSIBLY be defined differently be different people?

Hahahaha, what a silly idea!

I would think being stuck on a tarmac with no way to get off the plane would constitute an emergency, fwtw. And I'm generally pro-slide.


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2015 6:24:38 am PDT #3685 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did you know that one of the hallmarks of a good computer programmer is laziness? It's true. My boss told me to create a SQL Server function that determines the start and end dates of Daylight Saving Time, given the year. I figured that someone on the internet must have written such a function, and I was right.

Go team laziness. (Too lazy for the exclamation mark.)


DavidS - Aug 20, 2015 6:59:42 am PDT #3686 of 30003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Did you know that one of the hallmarks of a good computer programmer is laziness?

As I recall from the Cheaper By the Dozen memoir, that was the first thing the father did when he came to factory as an efficiency expert. He'd ask to see the laziest worker and he'd see how he set up his station so he expended the least amount of energy.


-t - Aug 20, 2015 7:21:04 am PDT #3687 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dang it, headache. That's unfortunate timing. I'm supposed to be playing miniature golf and laser tag today.


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2015 7:27:28 am PDT #3688 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dang it, headache. That's unfortunate timing.

Sorry, -t.

I'm supposed to be playing miniature golf and laser tag today.

At the same time? Because that would be fun.


Connie Neil - Aug 20, 2015 7:34:24 am PDT #3689 of 30003
brillig

At the same time? Because that would be fun.

Oh, that would be fun--laying down covering fire so someone can get their putt in, sneaking up on the 18th hole to pick off unsuspecting duffers . . .


-t - Aug 20, 2015 7:41:27 am PDT #3690 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

At the same time? Because that would be fun.

Maybe? I've never been to this place before, I don't know how it works.


Connie Neil - Aug 20, 2015 7:46:09 am PDT #3691 of 30003
brillig

I've never been to this place before, I don't know how it works.

"Ask about our Enhanced Mini-Golf Experience! Eye protection recommended!"


tommyrot - Aug 20, 2015 7:47:26 am PDT #3692 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There should also be food and booze. So you putt a few holes, stop and eat your appetizer while your friends cover you...