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'The Killer In Me'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Aug 06, 2015 9:52:49 am PDT #2761 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Apparently, the guns get on the planes just fine.


msbelle - Aug 06, 2015 9:54:13 am PDT #2762 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

In taking Mac to airport yesterday I saw: full size lotion, not removing baseball hat, woman wearing bodysuit that was looking like something underneath it on the body scan and she could not just lift a shirt to show nothing there, woman with inches of metal bracelets not removing them before scan, family with water- it's all ridiculous they should all know.


Hil R. - Aug 06, 2015 9:57:12 am PDT #2763 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There was an article in the NY Times a few months ago about how there's been an increase recently in people getting caught trying to bring a gun on a plane in a carry-on, and how a lot of the people say that they just carry the gun all the time and forgot that they had it with them.


-t - Aug 06, 2015 10:02:13 am PDT #2764 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I was thinking of the story about how the TSA has failed a ridiculous percentage (like 80%?) of the gun-in-luggage tests recently.


Connie Neil - Aug 06, 2015 10:03:59 am PDT #2765 of 30003
brillig

Nobody quibbled about my CPAP machine. Maybe they all recognized what it was.


Laura - Aug 06, 2015 10:27:00 am PDT #2766 of 30003
Our wings are not tired.

I was truly embarrassed when I had a grapefruit knife in my purse when going to the courthouse once. Totally forgot it was in there. When he asked if I had a knife in my purse I was shocked. When I emptied it out and we saw the culprit he laughed and didn't even make me leave it with them.


-t - Aug 06, 2015 10:33:40 am PDT #2767 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw. DH lost a couple of swiss army knives that way. The second time it was because he had flown to his destination on a private jet and didn't go through security but coming back he flew commercial and didn't remember to change how he was packed.

The funniest case I've had was when we were coming home from Houston after seeing the LoTR exhibit, where we had bought a Shards of Narsil tchotchke and they made us open the sealed box, take out the tiny broken sword, and mail it to our house.


-t - Aug 06, 2015 10:36:24 am PDT #2768 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So, remember when I couldn't decide how to arrange my flatware in my picnic placemat? I'm adding a spork to the mix and now I really don't know what's closest to correct. I'm going with knife leftmost, soup spoon and tea spoon in the next little pocket, and fork and spork in the rightmost.

Huh, my spellcheck recognizes leftmost but not spork or placemat.


SuziQ - Aug 06, 2015 10:45:21 am PDT #2769 of 30003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

A couple of years ago, I got busted for having cookie butter from Trader Joe's.


Jesse - Aug 06, 2015 10:47:50 am PDT #2770 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was thinking of the story about how the TSA has failed a ridiculous percentage (like 80%?) of the gun-in-luggage tests recently.

Oh yeah! Clearly I will never know how many of the people in front of me actually did have guns with them! (I'm going to guess not that many, flying out of Boston.)

I was that asshole one time, though. Not the asshole with a gun, the asshole with a non-removable metal belt buckle. It was attached to my shorts! They patted me down and it was fine, but I should have thought of it in advance!