I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.

Tara ,'Get It Done'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Aug 31, 2016 7:11:06 am PDT #26839 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So my poor mother's computer is being held hostage and they may not be able to get her stuff back. :(

That happened to one of my team members last year. Ugh. I would not expect that situation to resolve well.

Occasionally I still get one on paper, and now I think that's weird!

Totally.


Jesse - Aug 31, 2016 7:31:44 am PDT #26840 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ransomware?

Apparently.

So what should she have done? And how do you protect yourself?


Gudanov - Aug 31, 2016 7:35:14 am PDT #26841 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping

From what I understand there is a toolkit that can unencrypt some cases of ransomware. Apparently some, but not all, of these guys (or gals I suppose, let's just go with scum). Anyhow some of the scum that make ransomware aren't great with encryption and simply used random values to generate keys. Since it goes on to encrypt files that creates timestamps on the files and the default random value seed is often the current time, it's possible to guess the keys from the time when the encryption started.

This is why you should use an entropy store instead of just generating a random number.


tommyrot - Aug 31, 2016 7:37:26 am PDT #26842 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My work computer got infected with ransomware a year ago, despite having antivirus software.

The best thing to do is to have an automatic backup so if your computer is infected you can nuke it from orbit and reinstall everything.


Gudanov - Aug 31, 2016 7:39:47 am PDT #26843 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping

So what should she have done? And how do you protect yourself?

Always back up stuff you need with software than can restore earlier versions and not just the latest version. Apply OS updates and use updated anti-malware software. Anti-malware software isn't so important on Mac and Linux though.


Gudanov - Aug 31, 2016 7:42:12 am PDT #26844 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping

Here's a link to some decryptors if your mom is lucky enough to have gotten an infection from scum who aren't good at encryption.

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Jesse - Aug 31, 2016 7:51:54 am PDT #26845 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She brought it to Best Buy to fix, I guess, so we'll see what they can come up with, but I'm sure she has no backups.

Note to self: Back up!


-t - Aug 31, 2016 8:03:42 am PDT #26846 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Health~ma, Matt!

I am amazed that ransomware is an issue for, like, ordinary people. I mean, of course it could be, but how weird that it is!

I love the term entropy store. I feel like I would be an excellent manager of a B&M entropy store.

IJWTS that I am having a really hard time not saying "fuck off" out loud to emails/alerts/notifications/whatever that are irritating me now that I am back from vacation. So far I have kept it under my breath, but I really need to make that an in-my-head-only thing, I think.


Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2016 8:08:39 am PDT #26847 of 30003
brillig

Which reminds me, I need to make backups.

One thing that works is to make copies of your data and put it into non-default folders. Ransomware hits my company's customers by tracking into the default data path and dropping bombs into the stored data. I guess it checks to see which programs are used most often, then checks configuration to find where the data is likely to be.


brenda m - Aug 31, 2016 8:11:19 am PDT #26848 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The best thing to do is to have an automatic backup so if your computer is infected you can nuke it from orbit and reinstall everything.

Yup. We've got a 200 person IT team in addition to a technical support contract with IBM and even with all that, nuke it from orbit is the answer.

We use something called CrashPlan now for continuous backup. Which actually turned out to be a life saver when I dumped a cup of coffee on my laptop a few hours before a client deadline this spring. Even though the laptop was dead like a dead thing, they were able to restore a temp file from about 20 minutes before The Incident.