Health~ma, Matt!

I am amazed that ransomware is an issue for, like, ordinary people. I mean, of course it could be, but how weird that it is!

I love the term entropy store. I feel like I would be an excellent manager of a B&M entropy store.

IJWTS that I am having a really hard time not saying "fuck off" out loud to emails/alerts/notifications/whatever that are irritating me now that I am back from vacation. So far I have kept it under my breath, but I really need to make that an in-my-head-only thing, I think.

Which reminds me, I need to make backups.

One thing that works is to make copies of your data and put it into non-default folders. Ransomware hits my company's customers by tracking into the default data path and dropping bombs into the stored data. I guess it checks to see which programs are used most often, then checks configuration to find where the data is likely to be.

The best thing to do is to have an automatic backup so if your computer is infected you can nuke it from orbit and reinstall everything.

Yup. We've got a 200 person IT team in addition to a technical support contract with IBM and even with all that, nuke it from orbit is the answer.

We use something called CrashPlan now for continuous backup. Which actually turned out to be a life saver when I dumped a cup of coffee on my laptop a few hours before a client deadline this spring. Even though the laptop was dead like a dead thing, they were able to restore a temp file from about 20 minutes before The Incident.

As best we can figure, my team member got it from clicking a link in the calendar for her kids' Catholic school.

We use something called CrashPlan now for continuous backup.

We use CrashPlan Pro. It makes restoring backups (from various points in time) very easy.

Also, when my computer had ransomware, it went on our work network and encrypted a bunch of files on our file server too. Sneaky bastards.

The ransomware people placed documents on our computers with an email address so we could pay them. I forgot how much they wanted--maybe $1,000? I was tempted to email them with a counteroffer of one cent.

One thing I learned from this was if my antivirus software finds viruses and kills them, there are most likely more viruses the antivirus software could not detect, which will result in more infections. So even if antivirus software fixes all the viruses it finds, you're still better off nuking from orbit.

What some hackers do is get access to your computer and then sell access to other people who install viruses on it. So you can kill the viruses but more will be added to your computer by the original hackers if the antivirus software doesn't detect the original infection.

Nice, I will have to look into this CrashPlan thing. I've been using Time Machine but my Time Capsule is in the process of dying so it's not exactly reliable at the moment.

We have our biannual (I think? Maybe annual) summer offsite departmental thingy today - we're going to Vacaville to bowl, shoot pool, and play laser tag. Should be fun. I am dressed almost aggressively business casual - walking shoes, khakis, button down short-sleeved short. The shirt is leopard print, but still.

I wish voodoo were a practical response to malware.

I wish voodoo were a practical response to malware.

I can tell my healthy eating ways lately have created cravings because my brain read the first three words and decided that the sentence was "I wish voodoo donuts would appear".

Voodoo donuts is far enough away that buying just one feels like it isn't worth the drive, but buying a dozen is a supremely bad idea.

Cass , I've been sending out the ma~~`

Ma~~ to your friend , Matt

I wish voodoo were a practical response to malware.

I'm sure I know people who know people who could help with that.