Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Aug 31, 2016 7:39:47 am PDT #26843 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping

So what should she have done? And how do you protect yourself?

Always back up stuff you need with software than can restore earlier versions and not just the latest version. Apply OS updates and use updated anti-malware software. Anti-malware software isn't so important on Mac and Linux though.


Gudanov - Aug 31, 2016 7:42:12 am PDT #26844 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping

Here's a link to some decryptors if your mom is lucky enough to have gotten an infection from scum who aren't good at encryption.

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Jesse - Aug 31, 2016 7:51:54 am PDT #26845 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She brought it to Best Buy to fix, I guess, so we'll see what they can come up with, but I'm sure she has no backups.

Note to self: Back up!


-t - Aug 31, 2016 8:03:42 am PDT #26846 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Health~ma, Matt!

I am amazed that ransomware is an issue for, like, ordinary people. I mean, of course it could be, but how weird that it is!

I love the term entropy store. I feel like I would be an excellent manager of a B&M entropy store.

IJWTS that I am having a really hard time not saying "fuck off" out loud to emails/alerts/notifications/whatever that are irritating me now that I am back from vacation. So far I have kept it under my breath, but I really need to make that an in-my-head-only thing, I think.


Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2016 8:08:39 am PDT #26847 of 30003
brillig

Which reminds me, I need to make backups.

One thing that works is to make copies of your data and put it into non-default folders. Ransomware hits my company's customers by tracking into the default data path and dropping bombs into the stored data. I guess it checks to see which programs are used most often, then checks configuration to find where the data is likely to be.


brenda m - Aug 31, 2016 8:11:19 am PDT #26848 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The best thing to do is to have an automatic backup so if your computer is infected you can nuke it from orbit and reinstall everything.

Yup. We've got a 200 person IT team in addition to a technical support contract with IBM and even with all that, nuke it from orbit is the answer.

We use something called CrashPlan now for continuous backup. Which actually turned out to be a life saver when I dumped a cup of coffee on my laptop a few hours before a client deadline this spring. Even though the laptop was dead like a dead thing, they were able to restore a temp file from about 20 minutes before The Incident.


brenda m - Aug 31, 2016 8:12:23 am PDT #26849 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

As best we can figure, my team member got it from clicking a link in the calendar for her kids' Catholic school.


tommyrot - Aug 31, 2016 8:22:32 am PDT #26850 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We use something called CrashPlan now for continuous backup.

We use CrashPlan Pro. It makes restoring backups (from various points in time) very easy.

Also, when my computer had ransomware, it went on our work network and encrypted a bunch of files on our file server too. Sneaky bastards.

The ransomware people placed documents on our computers with an email address so we could pay them. I forgot how much they wanted--maybe $1,000? I was tempted to email them with a counteroffer of one cent.

One thing I learned from this was if my antivirus software finds viruses and kills them, there are most likely more viruses the antivirus software could not detect, which will result in more infections. So even if antivirus software fixes all the viruses it finds, you're still better off nuking from orbit.

What some hackers do is get access to your computer and then sell access to other people who install viruses on it. So you can kill the viruses but more will be added to your computer by the original hackers if the antivirus software doesn't detect the original infection.


-t - Aug 31, 2016 8:51:46 am PDT #26851 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice, I will have to look into this CrashPlan thing. I've been using Time Machine but my Time Capsule is in the process of dying so it's not exactly reliable at the moment.

We have our biannual (I think? Maybe annual) summer offsite departmental thingy today - we're going to Vacaville to bowl, shoot pool, and play laser tag. Should be fun. I am dressed almost aggressively business casual - walking shoes, khakis, button down short-sleeved short. The shirt is leopard print, but still.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 31, 2016 10:50:35 am PDT #26852 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wish voodoo were a practical response to malware.