Oh, my furniture provenance left out a couple of items - the side table from my parents that has the same material as their kitchen counters for a top and purple iron legs (very heavy to move but so stable!), and Suzi's piano,which isn't really furniture, it's a piano, but I do stack stuff on the lid as if it were a shelf.

Why can't I remember things like Why I Came Into This Room with such ease?

Two good things from this morning:

1) Adorable Drunk posting

2) I never got around to getting the Arabella Fluevogs linked to the other day, but this morning they were another 15% off the sale price, and they still had my size, so now I have. Score!

Nice!

Possibly the solution to drunk facebooking is not drunk b.org posting.

Balderdash. It's the obvious and proven solution.

Just used my eyeglass cleaner to clean my glasses. Two for two on spritzing things onto the correct surfaces this morning.

I've given it a try and I think having my monitor arm's length from me is too damn close. At least with this monitor.

I have taken today off. I turned some stale sourdough into delicious French toast. Now my massage therapist has had a cancellation, so I am going for a much-needed massage. Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Ooh, nice!

I've given it a try and I think having my monitor arm's length from me is too damn close

Huh -- I never thought about it, but my monitor is basically exactly arm's length away.

That's what they advised us to do for optimal ergonomics. Makes me feel like I'm sitting too close to the front in a movie theater.

Have I mentioned that I hate that my department gets abbreviated to SS? I really do.

I was drunk last night but I missed the drunk-and-post.

I'm at the Heartland Cafe because my stomach was crying out for protein. Glad I have off today.

My brain isn't working yet. I saw a headline that said "Granitas are the easiest frozen treat you'll make all summer," but I read "Granitas" as "Genitals."

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Freezing those is not actual easy in the summertime.