Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 31, 2015 5:58:45 am PDT #2307 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have taken today off. I turned some stale sourdough into delicious French toast. Now my massage therapist has had a cancellation, so I am going for a much-needed massage. Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Ooh, nice!

I've given it a try and I think having my monitor arm's length from me is too damn close

Huh -- I never thought about it, but my monitor is basically exactly arm's length away.


-t - Jul 31, 2015 6:01:35 am PDT #2308 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's what they advised us to do for optimal ergonomics. Makes me feel like I'm sitting too close to the front in a movie theater.


-t - Jul 31, 2015 6:05:09 am PDT #2309 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Have I mentioned that I hate that my department gets abbreviated to SS? I really do.


tommyrot - Jul 31, 2015 6:20:02 am PDT #2310 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was drunk last night but I missed the drunk-and-post.

I'm at the Heartland Cafe because my stomach was crying out for protein. Glad I have off today.


tommyrot - Jul 31, 2015 6:24:52 am PDT #2311 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My brain isn't working yet. I saw a headline that said "Granitas are the easiest frozen treat you'll make all summer," but I read "Granitas" as "Genitals."

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brenda m - Jul 31, 2015 6:35:21 am PDT #2312 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Freezing those is not actual easy in the summertime.


Liese S. - Jul 31, 2015 7:15:51 am PDT #2313 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I'm a dork. Good morning, all.

Ok, so I did ok. My grammar was fine and all I did was deny the existence of an entire continent,


shrift - Jul 31, 2015 7:18:35 am PDT #2314 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I've been to plenty of cons. If there aren't any celebrities or panels you want to see, then you should do the math on the cost of the ticket. People-watching can be fun if you've never been to a con, but it's not something I can or want to do all day. Plus huge crowds are not relaxing. If you're not going to any panels or buying any merch, then maybe skip this one and go to the beach.

YMMV.


Connie Neil - Jul 31, 2015 7:30:21 am PDT #2315 of 30003
brillig

I've discovered I really love dresses, long dresses with skirts that move. However, winter will be here, and my legs will freeze. Speak to me of plus-sized tights or their equivalent. Panty hose were of the devil and I think I'd rather have bare legs then wrestle with panty-hose-like things again.


aurelia - Jul 31, 2015 7:32:07 am PDT #2316 of 30003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I don't have any interest in paying for photos or autographs, but I did meet Max Brooks and get him to sign a book on the Expo floor at C2E2. I was mostly there for the panels though.

Turns out the travel hairspray I dug out of my purse was, in fact, eyeglass cleaner. No wonder it wasn't helping to keep my bangs out of my eyes!

At least you didn't hairspray your glasses.