So the new thing is to post April Fool's jokes on March 31 now, since people will be expecting them on April 1?
UGH. The "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!" rule shouldn't apply to April Fool's jokes.
Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 31, 2016 4:24:44 pm PDT #18748 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
sarameg - Mar 31, 2016 4:34:45 pm PDT #18749 of 30003
Charmed by Jesse singing Hazel songs. But did it work?
I croon one liners, not songs, to my cats. Can't sing for shit.
I have such plushy, touchy cats. I like.
I'm thinking the pulled neck muscle is really glandular. I hate that word. Anyway, while I can't feel a specific lump, I can pinpoint the pain to a specific area. Ah spring and demo, which can I blame?
smonster - Mar 31, 2016 4:37:43 pm PDT #18750 of 30003
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Yeah. Let me save everyone some trouble, Trader Joe's is NOT closing all their stores in 2017.
Jesse - Mar 31, 2016 4:47:12 pm PDT #18751 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But did it work?
I mean, she still didn't eat the pill, but meh.
-t - Mar 31, 2016 4:56:57 pm PDT #18752 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Maybe she's holding out for something from Cats.
Beverly - Mar 31, 2016 5:08:18 pm PDT #18753 of 30003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
My instant context for that song from "Gypsy", Jesse, is Michael Jeter singing it to Amanda Plummer in The Fisher King.
My name is random, apparently. But we knew that.
Jesse - Mar 31, 2016 5:17:56 pm PDT #18754 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My instant context for that song from "Gypsy", Jesse, is Michael Jeter singing it to Amanda Plummer in The Fisher King.
That...sounds amazing.
Maybe she's holding out for something from Cats.
Ooh! I could work up a little something.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2016 5:26:16 pm PDT #18755 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Cat-who-is-not-my-cat.
There's a cat in my neighborhood who has humans and a nice house, and she's an indoor/outdoor cat. So she roams freely. One day a post appeared on Nextdoor with a picture of the cat, and the person was concerned, thinking the cat was lost, because it was clearly well fed and well cared for.
One by one, the replies were other people posting pictures of the cat on their porch/in their yard, etc. The cat is well known for her gregariousness. We have nicknamed her Not My Cat.
msbelle - Mar 31, 2016 5:37:00 pm PDT #18756 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I make up songs much more for Mac than the pets, but I do have the hola gatos song to the tune of oh my darlin Clementine and just the one line of Domo arigato senores gatos from Mr. Roboto which really doesn't work anymore with the one cat.
meara - Mar 31, 2016 6:00:10 pm PDT #18757 of 30003
I do randomly sing "piso mojado...what a wonderful phrase" when I see one of those wet floor signs (to the tune of "hakuna matata") But there are no pets involved, just weirdo me.