Xander: Am I right, Giles? Giles: I'm almost certain you're not. Though, to be fair, I haven't been listening.

'Sleeper'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 31, 2016 5:17:56 pm PDT #18754 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My instant context for that song from "Gypsy", Jesse, is Michael Jeter singing it to Amanda Plummer in The Fisher King.

That...sounds amazing.

Maybe she's holding out for something from Cats.

Ooh! I could work up a little something.


Steph L. - Mar 31, 2016 5:26:16 pm PDT #18755 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Cat-who-is-not-my-cat.

There's a cat in my neighborhood who has humans and a nice house, and she's an indoor/outdoor cat. So she roams freely. One day a post appeared on Nextdoor with a picture of the cat, and the person was concerned, thinking the cat was lost, because it was clearly well fed and well cared for.

One by one, the replies were other people posting pictures of the cat on their porch/in their yard, etc. The cat is well known for her gregariousness. We have nicknamed her Not My Cat.


msbelle - Mar 31, 2016 5:37:00 pm PDT #18756 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I make up songs much more for Mac than the pets, but I do have the hola gatos song to the tune of oh my darlin Clementine and just the one line of Domo arigato senores gatos from Mr. Roboto which really doesn't work anymore with the one cat.


meara - Mar 31, 2016 6:00:10 pm PDT #18757 of 30003

I do randomly sing "piso mojado...what a wonderful phrase" when I see one of those wet floor signs (to the tune of "hakuna matata") But there are no pets involved, just weirdo me.


billytea - Mar 31, 2016 6:05:31 pm PDT #18758 of 30003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

UGH. The "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!" rule shouldn't apply to April Fool's jokes.

Currently it's 2:00 somewhere, where my favourite April Fool's news story was this one: [link]


Nora Deirdre - Mar 31, 2016 6:21:55 pm PDT #18759 of 30003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

We have a song for Taz that Tom made up, called "Doughnut Cat."


Zenkitty - Mar 31, 2016 6:37:14 pm PDT #18760 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My cats come running for the Tuna Song.


meara - Mar 31, 2016 6:45:00 pm PDT #18761 of 30003

Oh, man, billytea, now I totally want to be able to have my bank app send me an ATM drone! That would be so handy!


beekaytee - Mar 31, 2016 8:10:13 pm PDT #18762 of 30003
Compassionately intolerant

I adapted Golum's song about fish for when Bartleby would come in with wet feet.

I'd bellow FEET and he would flop over and stick his paws in the air.

While wiping each, I would sing,"juicy fish, good to eat, wipewipewipwwipe wipe the feet.

We would both giggle...in our own way.

I would also sing You Are My Sunshine to him a lot.

Cagney has no ear for music.


Liese S. - Mar 31, 2016 8:35:21 pm PDT #18763 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, remind me to stay off the internet tomorrow.