UGH. The "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!" rule shouldn't apply to April Fool's jokes.
Currently it's 2:00 somewhere, where my favourite April Fool's news story was this one: [link]
But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
Fred ,'Smile Time'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Mar 31, 2016 6:05:31 pm PDT #18758 of 30003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 31, 2016 6:21:55 pm PDT #18759 of 30003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
We have a song for Taz that Tom made up, called "Doughnut Cat."
Zenkitty - Mar 31, 2016 6:37:14 pm PDT #18760 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My cats come running for the Tuna Song.
meara - Mar 31, 2016 6:45:00 pm PDT #18761 of 30003
Oh, man, billytea, now I totally want to be able to have my bank app send me an ATM drone! That would be so handy!
beekaytee - Mar 31, 2016 8:10:13 pm PDT #18762 of 30003
Compassionately intolerant
I adapted Golum's song about fish for when Bartleby would come in with wet feet.
I'd bellow FEET and he would flop over and stick his paws in the air.
While wiping each, I would sing,"juicy fish, good to eat, wipewipewipwwipe wipe the feet.
We would both giggle...in our own way.
I would also sing You Are My Sunshine to him a lot.
Cagney has no ear for music.
Liese S. - Mar 31, 2016 8:35:21 pm PDT #18763 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, remind me to stay off the internet tomorrow.
Atropa - Mar 31, 2016 10:10:25 pm PDT #18764 of 30003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Miss Erzabet No Biting recognizes "Lovecats" by The Cure. If she hears it, she comes running up to me. I've trained her according to the Elder Goth Cabal!
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2016 12:28:41 am PDT #18765 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
There was an article on The Toast about changing Hamilton lyrics to add in "dog/puppy" or your dog's name. So for a while I would sing "Oh Kato, you outshine the morning sun" to him, but he wasn't very appreciative.
Sue - Apr 01, 2016 1:32:11 am PDT #18766 of 30003
hip deep in pie
Any songs for Oz will be begging him to stop peeing on/in things which he's done three times this week. Or it will be a song about me murdering a cat.
billytea - Apr 01, 2016 4:40:20 am PDT #18767 of 30003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, look, you've caught up. Happy April 1, everyone. [link]