Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'

Buffy ,'Help'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Mar 31, 2016 4:09:11 pm PDT #18745 of 30003
hip deep in pie

Also, one of our cat toys has a song.


Dana - Mar 31, 2016 4:10:45 pm PDT #18746 of 30003
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

So the new thing is to post April Fool's jokes on March 31 now, since people will be expecting them on April 1? I am not impressed.


-t - Mar 31, 2016 4:19:56 pm PDT #18747 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I forgot all about that, Dana. Sigh.

I sing so many songs to the cats and to Walter and to Lucy and sometimes to Cat-who-is-not-my-cat. Of course, I can't think of any right now. "Tonight, tonight, You'll get canned food tonight/ tonight there will be no empty dishes..."

Walter is a dog of constant sorrow. He's known trouble all his days. And it takes a worried dog to sing a worried song.


shrift - Mar 31, 2016 4:24:44 pm PDT #18748 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So the new thing is to post April Fool's jokes on March 31 now, since people will be expecting them on April 1?

UGH. The "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!" rule shouldn't apply to April Fool's jokes.


sarameg - Mar 31, 2016 4:34:45 pm PDT #18749 of 30003

Charmed by Jesse singing Hazel songs. But did it work?

I croon one liners, not songs, to my cats. Can't sing for shit.

I have such plushy, touchy cats. I like.

I'm thinking the pulled neck muscle is really glandular. I hate that word. Anyway, while I can't feel a specific lump, I can pinpoint the pain to a specific area. Ah spring and demo, which can I blame?


smonster - Mar 31, 2016 4:37:43 pm PDT #18750 of 30003
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yeah. Let me save everyone some trouble, Trader Joe's is NOT closing all their stores in 2017.


Jesse - Mar 31, 2016 4:47:12 pm PDT #18751 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But did it work?

I mean, she still didn't eat the pill, but meh.


-t - Mar 31, 2016 4:56:57 pm PDT #18752 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Maybe she's holding out for something from Cats.


Beverly - Mar 31, 2016 5:08:18 pm PDT #18753 of 30003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

My instant context for that song from "Gypsy", Jesse, is Michael Jeter singing it to Amanda Plummer in The Fisher King.

My name is random, apparently. But we knew that.


Jesse - Mar 31, 2016 5:17:56 pm PDT #18754 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My instant context for that song from "Gypsy", Jesse, is Michael Jeter singing it to Amanda Plummer in The Fisher King.

That...sounds amazing.

Maybe she's holding out for something from Cats.

Ooh! I could work up a little something.