My neighbors chickens are extremely loud today. Anyone know good chicken-quieting techniques?

Although for the past half hour the issue has been my incredibly loud stomach. Wtf. I made a blue apron meal at lunch. There was nothing in it afaik that would cause my stomach to be SO LOUD?!?

Reading about the Tai Chi moves, I was reminded of something I saw about doing Lion Dances. They have defined moves as well, including:

Bow To The Three Corners

Sniff the Door

I’m Afraid Of Scorpions

Punt The Lettuce

Groom Self

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Jesse, I'd say it depends on how you normally react to medical stuff.

Yeah, I generally have no problem with stuff, so I'm not going to worry about it.

Kinda want to adopt Punt the Lettuce as an exclamation.

I came up with something I can work on for these last two hours when I didn't really expect to still be here. Really want to take a nap, though.

I've added even stronger drugs to my attempt to combat the migraine, and given up on work for now. I'm watching Postmodern Jukebox videos instead. And, although Tambourine Guy isn't super helpful when your head is pounding, he's beneficial psychologically.

I’m Afraid Of Scorpions

Punt The Lettuce

Groom Self

The basics of a good life.

Gah, I hate those that sit behind your eye like that. I hope the drugs work.

So as the day progresses I am more and more angry about the NC statehouse vote. The fake fear of bathroom attacks or whatever. I do not even know. There is no cause for it, just isolating and humiliating already disenfranchised and often fragile people. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.

You know who attack people is disproportionate numbers? STRAIGHT MEN. Ban them from my spaces!

Ok not what I really mean, but JFC PEOPLE.

BAN ALL MEN.

Gah, I hate those that sit behind your eye like that. I hope the drugs work.

I think the big guns are working. But I'm also tripping balls, man. Good lord. I kind of like this loopy feeling (family of addicts, yay), but it's also disconcerting.