If you do, though, write a musical about it, okay?
I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jul 23, 2015 11:45:05 am PDT #1470 of 30003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
flea - Jul 23, 2015 11:45:23 am PDT #1471 of 30003
information libertarian
Cannibalism in Winnetka
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2015 11:45:40 am PDT #1472 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hee! Of course.
JZ - Jul 23, 2015 11:45:56 am PDT #1473 of 30003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ah. Wikipedia assures me that I was not hallucinating my memory of seeing a musical comedy about the First Opium War in London as a young teen.
I guess that's reassuring, sort of, except for the part where a musical comedy about the First Opium War is an actual thing in the world.
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2015 11:55:13 am PDT #1474 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I like this new train. It has working AC and can move under its own power!
Dana - Jul 23, 2015 11:57:18 am PDT #1475 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I would not be surprised if there's already a musical about cannibalism. Urinetown is halfway there as it is.
Jesse - Jul 23, 2015 12:01:21 pm PDT #1476 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I mean, there's something called Cannibal! The Musical, but I don't know anything about it.
It has working AC and can move under its own power!
Now you're just bragging.
Juliebird - Jul 23, 2015 12:01:21 pm PDT #1477 of 30003
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
So I was supposed to meet a mom and her daughter to set them up on her Girl Scout project. Hour and a half late, with a half hour left to their allotted time. She was all, "so sorry, I got caught up in a phone call". Honey, no. Just no. I'm blocking out my time to be available for you. I'm very aggravated.
Burrell - Jul 23, 2015 12:11:34 pm PDT #1478 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Congratulations Sheryl!
I have adulted like whoa today, and it's only half over.
Zenkitty - Jul 23, 2015 12:11:59 pm PDT #1479 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Have that issue with auto insurance too--like, if someone is paralyzed for life and sues me , wouldn't I need tons of insurance??
My sister was involved in an accident in which a motorcycle ran into her company van and the two people on the motorcycle sued her. After that, we both had discussions with our insurance agents (different companies, neither one the insurance company handling the suit), and we both then increased our auto insurance to $500,000 liability and bought million dollar umbrella policies to act as sort of back-up coverage for both our home and auto policies. I was surprised how little it increased our payments. It was worth it.
The accident was technically her fault but I don't believe it was her actual fault. She stopped at a stop sign, then she pulled forward, and just as she did, the motorcycle hit her behind the front wheelwell, hard enough to slam the van into the ditch. He was going real fast and he didn't even brake. She never saw him coming. We both believe, and the police and lawyers seem to agree, that the guy was speeding with his lights off, down this curving country road with no streetlights, at twilight, at the end of which is nothing but some houses and a tavern, and he has a history of accidents and driving drunk, while my sister has zero accidents in 50 years of driving, so... yeah. That was two years ago and she's been terrified ever since that they were going to take everything she has. They settled for the insurance payout and it's finally over. But if my ultra-careful sister can get into an accident and get sued, anyone can. And that's why I bought a huge umbrella policy.