Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Jul 23, 2015 7:42:07 am PDT #1426 of 30003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Abundant congratulations, love and joy to Sheryl, Gary and Now We Are Three! As the child of a pair of experienced filkers, he can no doubt look forward to a babyhood full of gorgeous and totally improbable lullabies.

In the stores I frequent, the Halloween fabric will still be there right up to Halloween.

In the craft store in our neighborhood, the Halloween fabric will be there all year, and you can always ferret out at least a bit of decor even on Valentine's Day.

23 years with my employer, at various jobs in various divisions but still all at the one place. No point in leaving now, as it's one of the few places left in the US with a solid pension plan. I still hold out hope that enough editing gigs and maybe enough energy to finish the two or three unfinished novels languishing on my hard drive will surface that I can cut back to half time, but that hope is definitely a faint one.


Lee - Jul 23, 2015 7:42:10 am PDT #1427 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Aw. I have been missing kittens lately.

Me too. Can you be a crazy cat person if you also have a dog to go with the cats?


sarameg - Jul 23, 2015 7:46:58 am PDT #1428 of 30003

My co-worker is a tiny tuxedo kitten who will Not let me pick her up!

I think that constitutes a hostile work environment!


Sophia Brooks - Jul 23, 2015 7:52:35 am PDT #1429 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm working at my friend's pet store today (in exchange for pet supplies)

My eye slipped and I read it as "in exchange for PUPPIES"


Steph L. - Jul 23, 2015 7:52:52 am PDT #1430 of 30003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My co-worker is a tiny tuxedo kitten who will Not let me pick her up!

I think that constitutes a hostile work environment!

Kato lies on the floor not 5 feet away and makes stinky dog farts all day. THAT is definitely a hostile work environment. Good thing he's so cute.


lisah - Jul 23, 2015 7:57:29 am PDT #1431 of 30003
Punishingly Intricate

Why didn't I give myself time to fix another iced coffee to bring in with me?! I had so much time. And now am stuck and under caffeinated (if amused by kitten antics like falling in a bowl of water while trying to scale a bookcase).


lisah - Jul 23, 2015 7:58:54 am PDT #1432 of 30003
Punishingly Intricate

I gave the kitten a wadded up piece of paper. This will keep both of us entertained for hours! We are simple lasses.


Laura - Jul 23, 2015 8:14:39 am PDT #1433 of 30003
Our wings are not tired.

he can no doubt look forward to a babyhood full of gorgeous and totally improbable lullabies.

I do enjoy imagining this. Making up lullabies is even fun for those of us without talent.


shrift - Jul 23, 2015 8:19:07 am PDT #1434 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am doing nothing but making calls in between work meetings trying to wrangle insurance, and then once that's under control, I get to move on to wrangling the move since I just got the assessment & quote.


shrift - Jul 23, 2015 8:23:35 am PDT #1435 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Do I really need to get $500,000 liability? I don't think I do, right?